" sheathing "

 [ "sheathing" ]

1: A sexual act that is performed by placing the penis inside of the vagina and not performing any further action. It is customary to set up a buffet table next to the bed so that neither party becomes hungry during the often hours-long ordeal. One is not allowed to call or text while sheathing, as sheathing is the ultimate sign of commitment towards a sexual partner. It is perfectly fine to sleep while sheathing. The sheathing ends when: the penis becomes pruned; either party has to urinate, because the result of urination while sheathing would be like putting a thumb over a hose; death of either party; the end of the relationship between the parties. It is not permissible to orgasm while sheathing.

  * e.g.,  ... Mark's heart was filled with joy when his girlfriend asked if he would consider sheathing with her. 

 [ "sheath" ]

1: The outer covering of an animal's penis. It serves as protection for the penis. It can be found on most mammals save for humans and apes. In other creatures a genital slit serves the same purpose (dolphins, whales, reptiles). The sheath can also be referred to as the prepuce or foreskin, all terms are synonomous.

  * e.g.,  ... The stallion's sheath was full of smegma and needed to be cleaned very badly. 

 [ "sheath" ]

1: the cover for a sword save the hilt and guard that prevents you or others from accidentally getting cut

  * e.g.,  ... qaz:*slaps varg with sheathed sword* varg:crap! that would've cut my head off if it wasn't sheathed! qaz: :3 

 [ "Sheath" ]

1: v. To have sexual intercourse, but connoting female empowerment in the act.

  * e.g.,  ... v. {girls drinking tea and reading cosmo together} "Sally did you and Tom, you know...?" "What, did I sheath him? Hell yeah I did. I sheathed him good and dirty." 

 [ "Sheath" ]

2: n. A vagina

  * e.g.,  ... n. "Sally, I want your sheath" "Ok, Tom, here it is." 

 [ "Sheathing" ]

1: The act of giving a handjob to an uncircumcised penis.

  * e.g.,  ... ‘Mum caught me sheathing last night.’ 

 [ "Sheath" ]

1: adj: Describes a particularly shiny and soft head of hair.

  * e.g.,  ... Arul: Your sheath is looking prime today. 

 [ "Sheath" ]

1: How my sister's friend refered to her horse's penis foreskin.

  * e.g.,  ... Sarah: The vet says your horse needs it's sheath cleaned. He can do it but I'll show you how to do it your self, it's cheaper. *wink* 

 [ "sheath" ]

1: Condom

  * e.g.,  ... I sheathed my sword to have safe sex. 

 [ "Sheath" ]

1: Any form of sexual protection that a male can get his hands on e.g. Condom, Cling Film, Crisp Packet

  * e.g.,  ... Girl: Don't you think you better go get a sheath before we go one stage further? 

 [ "Sheathing" ]

1: fucking a post op Transwoman

  * e.g.,  ... Damn Scotty! I hope she's had her bottom surgery so you can go sheathing later. Otherwise you're getting pegged kid.