" shampooed "

 [ "shampooed" ]

1: Have you ever noticed, while bathing, that while it takes quite a bit of shampoo to lather your hair up the first go-round, if you try to lather it again a second time, it only take a drop? Well, being shampooed means that you were drunk the night before and it takes you only one drink to get hammered again.

  * e.g.,  ... Dude, I just finished the first beer of the day, and I'm totally shampooed. 

 [ "Shampooed" ]

1: adj. Mentally cleansed, espeically of behaviours, attitudes, or even memories considered "undesirable" by one partner. To truly shampoo a partner requires a great deal of effort to achieve the required level of obedience, but results in a docile and obedient lover who cannot conceive of not wanting to obey and please.

  * e.g.,  ... GF1: "Damn, Margot really shampooed her toyboy!" 

 [ "shampoo" ]

1: A concoction used to cleanse one's scalp. Its ingredients consist of:

  * e.g.,  ... Dang, I wish Greasy Gary would use some shampoo. 

 [ "shampoo" ]

2: 1 part sham

 [ "shampoo" ]

3: 1 part poo

 [ "Shampoo" ]

1: What some people call the Orca whale Shamu at Seaworld in San Diego USA.

  * e.g.,  ... {trainer in the water with Shamu}: Here Shampoo! 

 [ "Shampooing" ]

1: To indulge in alcoholic consumption the following day/night after getting completely shitfaced the night before. Usually it's easier to get drunk that next night.

  * e.g.,  ... Kate and Lauren are shampooing in the fratmosphere again tonight! 

 [ "Shampoo" ]

1: A creamy goo used to clean a person's hair it also makes it feel & smell good

  * e.g.,  ... Kaylee : Hey Kiersten thanks for letting me use your Shampoo this morning! 

 [ "Shampoo" ]

1: When you drink a LOT one night, and then the next day you drink a little but get very drunk. Just like when you shampoo and you just use a little bit and get tons of suds.

  * e.g.,  ... I only drank a beer but I shampooed from last night. I'm wasted ! 

 [ "shampoo" ]

1: A fake turd. Derived from combination of sham and poo.

  * e.g.,  ... I thought the dog had managed to crap in the bathroom cabinet, but it was just shampoo. 

 [ "shampoo" ]

1: A liquid substance used by everyone, excluding those too poor to afford it, rednecks (they use soap instead), and the French (they hate showering).

  * e.g.,  ... Normal person: Shampoo is a part of my showering routine. 

 [ "Shampoo" ]

1: Chinese Amazon girl from Ranma 1/2 who is in love with Ranma Saotome. She fell in "Spring of Drowned Cat," which cursed her to turn into a pink cat when splashed with cold water. When splashed with hot water, she returns to her human form. She works for her great-grandmother Cologne at the Cat Cafe in Japan.

  * e.g.,  ... Ni-hao, Ranma! You come to date with Shampoo, yes?