" shampoo "

 [ "shampoo" ]

1: A concoction used to cleanse one's scalp. Its ingredients consist of:

  * e.g.,  ... Dang, I wish Greasy Gary would use some shampoo. 

 [ "shampoo" ]

2: 1 part sham

 [ "shampoo" ]

3: 1 part poo

 [ "shampoo" ]

1: A fake turd. Derived from combination of sham and poo.

  * e.g.,  ... I thought the dog had managed to crap in the bathroom cabinet, but it was just shampoo. 

 [ "shampoo" ]

1: A liquid substance used by everyone, excluding those too poor to afford it, rednecks (they use soap instead), and the French (they hate showering).

  * e.g.,  ... Normal person: Shampoo is a part of my showering routine. 

 [ "shampoo" ]

1: when your completely legit about something sexual.

  * e.g.,  ... Wanna Fuck? 

 [ "shampoo" ]

1: The word’s origins come from sham, French, meaning false or fake - and poo, slang, referring to biological excrement more commonly referred to as “shit”. Thus, one can only assume that shampoo is “false excrement” or “fake shit.”

  * e.g.,  ... Examples of shampoo include: Prell, Clairol, Nioxin, Suave, etc. 

 [ "shampoo" ]

1: Preppy slang for French Champagne.

  * e.g.,  ... "Win, Buffy, Muffy and I got totally bombed on Shampoo last night, and then we played hide-the-salami" 

 [ "shampoo" ]

1: shampoo, noun.

  * e.g.,  ... I'm top 30 in the freeroll and some fucking shampooo walks through the door. 

 [ "shampoo" ]

2: A codeword to say around the office that will not arouse suspicion (dl), to alert your coworkers that someone of importance is in the room; time to close the poker / pr0n.

 [ "shampoo" ]

1: code name for canabis

  * e.g.,  ... that person washes his hair too much. It's becomming dry and brittle. in other words there a complete stoner 

 [ "shampoo" ]

2: also conditioner - tabaco

 [ "shampoo" ]

3: rizla - paper hair nets

 [ "shampoo" ]

1: a terd trained in the art of counterfiting

  * e.g.,  ... DAMN, that shampoo just sold my a faulty dildo! 

 [ "shampoo" ]

1: to do the dirty under the covers when nobody is watching

  * e.g.,  ... Yo man, me and veronica totally SHAMPOOED last night!