" shames "

 [ "shames" ]

1: shames is a girl who will steal your heart. she is loving and caring and will make you happy any day. if you ever date a shames you will never want to be out of that relationship as you will be truely happy with her and she will mend your broken heart. i am dating a shames and without her i would stop breathing and my world would stop turning. i love you baby

  * e.g.,  ... shames is MY baby 

 [ "shame shame shame" ]

1: shame shame shame is what you say when are disappointed or mad at someone for something they did but in a kidding way. You

  * e.g.,  ... Shame on you Thomas for stealing Sofia from us, shame shame shame. 

 [ "shame shame shame" ]

2: can also use the phrase 'shame on you' in school other than, 'f*** you'

 [ "for shame" ]

1: used to express great discontent, dissatisfaction, disappointment, often in a funny way; usually used after someone (including oneself) has done something wrong, committed a party foul, or said something not cool (either stupid or politically incorrect)

  * e.g.,  ... Person A: Sign me in! 

 [ "for shame" ]

2: the "a" in shame is usually stretched out, making it sound like "for shaaame"

  * e.g.,  ... Person B: Okay, hold up. 

 [ "shaming" ]

1: (v.) the act of bringing embarassment to a drunk individual. The individual is usually sober, but if drunk enough, shaming can occur while the subject is awake. All shamings should be recorded in some form, either through pictures or movies. Shamings usually occur because the individual passed out first or passed out with their shoes on.

  * e.g.,  ... The freshman was so drunk that he passed out first AND with his shoes on, that we shamed him by duct-taping him to the couch, piling food on him, and drawing obscene things on his face. 

 [ "shaming" ]

2: Shaming can be a number of things: piling random objects on a person jenga-style, writing on them with permanent ink, shaving or cutting the individual's hair into embarassing styles (ex: a mullet), or any other creative way to bring embarassment upon the intoxicated party without their knowledge.

 [ "shaming" ]

3: Sometimes referred to as the individual being "owned".

 [ "the shame" ]

1: The Shame is a hard animal to classify. While many of its features resembly roughly those of a human, its intelligence is approximately that of a dog. For this reason, scientists have decided to classify it as a chimpanzee (Pan troglodytes). The Shame has large callouses on its hands because of its constant use of its calculator. It will attend Miami University assuming the school doesn't discover its debated status. It aspires to one day be its sister.

  * e.g.,  ... Dude...Fucking The Shame just used its calculator to figure out 10+..Fucking The Shame 

 [ "That's a shame" ]

1: Used to express superficial and sarcastic sympathy for somebody's misfortune when said in a very nonchalant tone. Made famous by Jerry Seinfeld.

  * e.g.,  ... Friend: "I really want that suit but I can't afford it" You: "That's a shame" 

 [ "no shame" ]

1: someone who could care less about the world & how they talk about things ETC.

  * e.g.,  ... "the girl has absolutely no shame in her life at all!" 

 [ "The Shame" ]

1: The quintessence of shallowness bred with the epitome of ignorance.

  * e.g.,  ... Fucking The Shame looked at me, played with her calculator, and touched her facial shame today. 

 [ "The Shame" ]

2: A pure polish girl who exists only to flaw the Universe.

 [ "The Shame" ]

3: The thing without which the world would be better off.

 [ "The Shame" ]

4: It lives in The Shouse, owns The Shog, and was conceieved by The Shother and an unknown Polish man of pure blood. Her stepfather is known only as Pepe and he has only one child with The Shother; he and his child are the only beings of intelligence in The Shamily.

 [ "shamed" ]

1: When your friend passes out from drinking, and someone draws words and pictures on their face/body. They awake the next morning, with visible reminders never to drink that much again.

  * e.g.,  ... -Walter passed out. 

 [ "Shame" ]

1:  A painful emotion caused by a sense of guilt, embarrassment, dishonor; a feeling of being unworthy or disgraced.

  * e.g.,  ...  Sean felt a sense of shame when he woke up and read the newspaper only to see a picture of himself in it. He shamed his family name. 

 [ "Shame" ]

2:  Something that is very regrettable or is a great disappointment.

  * e.g.,  ...  It is a shame that such a horrible thing happen to such a sweet girl as Molly.