" serf "

 [ "serf" ]

1:  Peasant. Slaves that worked on the land in the feudal system. Disapeared with the feudal system in western Europe, but emancipated much later in Russia by Tsar Alexander II.

  * e.g.,  ...  "Fly my serfs, FLY! Muhahaha!" 

 [ "serf" ]

2:  Insult.

  * e.g.,  ...   

 [ "serf" ]

1:  The person you pwned

  * e.g.,  ...  I AM T3H CZ4R AND YOU ARE T3h SERF!!! 

 [ "serf" ]

2:  The people that come with the land in the fuedal system.

  * e.g.,  ...  Pyoter: I own this land. 

 [ "serfing" ]

1: Pretending to work. Covertly engaging in fun activities instead of work, but still appearing as a motivated employee. Three reasons for the origin of this word:

  * e.g.,  ... Friend: Were you busy at work today? 

 [ "serfing" ]

2: 1) A serf was a form of slave required to work a master's land. Lower-level employees in a modern business can also feel like slaves.

  * e.g.,  ... Office Worker: Nah, I was serfing all day. 

 [ "serfing" ]

3: 2) Surfing the internet is a common activity undertaken instead of working

 [ "serfing" ]

4: 3) Surfer culture is traditionally laid back and does not value working

 [ "SERF" ]

1: An acronym for Supersexual Exclusionary Regressive Fundamentalist, a person who wishes to deny supersexuals their rights or invalidates their sexuality.

  * e.g.,  ... Karen tried to tell me that I'm a nazi for being superlesbian, but everyone knows she is a massive SERF. 

 [ "Serf" ]

1: A SERF is a Super Exclusionary Radial Fanatic.

  * e.g.,  ... SERF: "Oh you're super straight? Fucking transphobe." 

 [ "Serf" ]

2: This term is used to describe anyone who does not accept Super Straight, Super Gay, or Super Lesbian people.

  * e.g.,  ... Normal People: "Why can't you let us live and love who we want? We aren't bothering you in any way SERF" 

 [ "Serfing" ]

1: The practice of defending a landlord and their capital despite owning no land nor capital themselves.

  * e.g.,  ... “Steve, doesn’t half of your paycheck go to living in that walk-in closet? And they still haven’t fixed your water heater? Hasn’t it been a week?” “Yeah but they bought the property fair and square” “They have as much money as you do— they simply got a loan from the bank for less than you pay, and you’re paying it off for them, and they get to 

 [ "Serf" ]

1: Short name for a Network Administrator

  * e.g.,  ... If you're network is down, call your Serf. 

 [ "SERF" ]

1: South East Recreational Facility. The campus athletics and exercise facility that caters to the student population in the southeast area of campus, at the University of Wisconsin-Madison. As opposed to the Lakeshore or the Camp Randall neighborhood.

  * e.g.,  ... Well, I was workin my glutes a the SERF, then played some basketball. And yes there are some cutie-pies there. And they are quite fond of my glutes. 

 [ "Serf" ]

1: When someone does something the majority of people think is awesome or agree should be said

  * e.g.,  ... Me: Aren just told this dude he smells terrible and that’s why he can’t get a drink at the bar! 

 [ "Serfing" ]

1: To crush your lickspittle under the heel of your boot.

  * e.g.,  ... She found her workers relaxing instead of laboring and decided to go serfing.