" sepias "

 [ "sepia" ]

1: A shade of brown with a tinge of red .

  * e.g.,  ... "Sepia on the staircase..." 

 [ "sepiaed" ]

1: a verb describing the act of sepia-toning a digital image

  * e.g.,  ... I didn't really like the way that pic turned out, so I sepiaed it - and now it looks awesome! 

 [ "The Sepia Mutiny" ]

1: Diarrhoea, dysentry inflicted upon the gora sahib's (White master) constitution by vengeful and spicy Indian food presumably because he failed to show adequate appreciation for the khansama's (cook) skills or caused offense in some other manner.

  * e.g.,  ... Afflicted with a bad case of the Speia Mutiny, John Bull struggled to maintain his composure as he hunted desperately for the nearest Western potty. 

 [ "Sepia People" ]

1: Sepia People are those who deny the obvious facts about our modern world such as: vaccines are good ;the world is NOT FLAT; and the moon landing really happened. People who deny the obvious are called ‘Sepia People’ because they are so fucking backward that they should only be photographed using a technique that was invented in the 1800s.

  * e.g.,  ... Those covid-deniers are just a bunch of fucking sepia people! 

 [ "Sepia Years Old" ]

1: The age you reach when if you find an old photo of you and it is sepia toned and no one is surprised.

  * e.g.,  ... I just found a picture from high school and asked my wife if it was weird that it was all yellow and she said "it's 30 years old you dingus, of course it would be sepia toned by now. Congrats, you're officially sepia years old." 

 [ "Perma-Sepia" ]

1: A condition that effects toilets all over the world. Caused by urine overdose which, in turn, gives the toilet bowl that recognizable sepia tone.

  * e.g.,  ... This toilet suffers from Perma-Sepia.