" self-definition "

 [ "Self-Definition" ]

1: I'm an EvOlUtIoNaRy BiOlOgIsT!

  * e.g.,  ... Hym "I donno my self-definition is pretty vague. But what makes you think you know myself better than I do? From where I sit, it's looking like I exist deeper in your psyche than you do in mine. What am I doing in there? Do you know what I'm doing in MINE? Fucking your daughter... Up against a hotel room wall... From the back... Wait, I don't know if she's tall enough for that... If not, there's a stepping stool.... Oh! Well shit! I guess I DO know what I'm doing in your head! Your daughter! I mean... NOW. Maybe I wasn't a second ago but I SURE AS HELL AM NOW AREN'T I!? AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!" 

 [ "Self-Insert Definitions" ]

1:  When dumbasses post their name with definitions, expecting millions of random strangers to just fall out of their chairs at their dumb inside joke. When some pissed off dickbag misuses a platform, just so they can vent about someone they hate. When some insecure fuck makes a definition of their name that's just compliments to themselves, so they can jerk themselves off to distract themselves from thoughts of how little they actually contribute to society.

  * e.g.,  ... I'm fucking sick of seeing these god damn self-insert definitions, everytime I go to vote. Who are you expecting to find this funny? What makes you think random strangers who don't even know what you look like are going to get this? Please for the love of god, keep your shitty self-inserts in fanfictions. 

 [ "self referencing definition" ]

1: An Urban Dictionary definition that links to the word being defined, usually in the example.

  * e.g.,  ... Self referencing definition <-- I made this a self referencing definition.