" seem "

 [ "seem" ]

1: A word for sexual bodily fluids, used when using the word 'semen' would be inappropriate, or if you're just lazy. "I would, but I hate how much seem there is afterwards. It's disgusting." "I would have sex, but there's

  * e.g.,  ... "I would, but I hate how much seem there is afterwards." 

 [ "Seem seem" ]

1: Seem seem is a funny way to say semen.

  * e.g.,  ... My seem seem went up her nose. Who knew she was a sticker. 

 [ "Was-seem" ]

1: a noun or a verb which is meant to insult your friends, it can have many meaning depending on the content

  * e.g.,  ... what the was-seem was that? 

 [ "seeming" ]

1: Multiple, rapid-fire, strong expulsions of bodily fluid.

  * e.g.,  ... She was so turned on, she started seeming and couldn't stop for at least 5 minutes. 

 [ "the seem" ]

1: The manufacturing outskirts of a town. The name comes from "the seem" in pants that hold all the fabric together.

  * e.g.,  ... My dad is an engineer that works in the seem, so he has to drive far from our home. 

 [ "It Seems Today" ]

1: That all you see, Is violence in movies and sex on TV

  * e.g.,  ... "I love that song that goes, "It seems today"". 

 [ "It Seems Today" ]

2: But where are those good ol' fashioned values?

 [ "It Seems Today" ]

3: On which we used to rely!

 [ "It Seems Today" ]

4: Lucky theres a Family Guy!

 [ "It Seems Today" ]

5: Lucky theres a man who,

 [ "It Seems Today" ]

6: Positively can do,

 [ "It Seems Today" ]

7: All the things that make us...

 [ "It Seems Today" ]

8: Laugh and cry!

 [ "It Seems Today" ]

9: He's!

 [ "It Seems Today" ]

10: A!

 [ "It Seems Today" ]

11: Fam!

 [ "It Seems Today" ]

12: -ly!

 [ "It Seems Today" ]

13: Guy!

 [ "seems legit" ]

1: Appropriate response to a Nigerian sending you millions of dollars.

  * e.g.,  ... your friend says, "If I send only $5,000 to Nigeria, he said he'll send me back millions..." you say, "seems legit" 

 [ "seems legit" ]

1: a sarcastic response to obvious fraudulent activity or false claims

  * e.g.,  ... Bernie Madoff: "Let me help your investments grow!" 

 [ "seems legit" ]

1: 1) What one would say in a situation that arouses suspicions, but is ultimately determined to pose no threat.

  * e.g.,  ... 1) This muscle cream isn't a brand I've ever heard of, but there's no ingredients label on it so it can't be steroids. Seems legit. 

 [ "seems legit" ]

2: 2) What one would say ironically in a situation that is obviously NOT legit, usually dealing with illicit activities such as drugs and pedophilia, or the purchase of knockoff merchandise.

  * e.g.,  ... 2a) This 15-year old Christina Hansen wants me to come visit her for a surprise... seems legit! 

 [ "road seem" ]

1: When someone gives you head while driving a motor vehicle.

  * e.g.,  ... I told that bitch to give me road seem or i would kick her out of my car in a thug nasty area.