" security "

 [ "security" ]

1: Something that is foreign to Microsoft.

  * e.g.,  ... Microsoft's Internet Explorer has hundreds of security flaws. 

 [ "security" ]

1: The act of not putting out at a party, specifically for girls. Can also refer to a crack team of cock blocking friends that travel in packs to protect one another.

  * e.g.,  ... The girl had some tight security, so I didn't get laid. 

 [ "security" ]

1: 1: A small town attatched to Colorado Springs, Colorado. Just as a dung beetle must still have an asshole, so must the home of James Dobson and Focus on the Family have a place to dump their trash.

  * e.g.,  ... Security! Escort these hooligans from my property. With a taser. 

 [ "security" ]

2: 2: Adj. The concept of safety, as one might feel when inside of a bulldozer demolishing government buildings, or when hiding beneath a tractor-trailor from police officers.

 [ "security" ]

3: 3: N. The organization devoted to finding undesirables on the property of a private organization. These persons are also referred to as "rent-a-cops" and "those guys with the flashlights oh man hide the stash oh man oh man I'm so high oh man look at the lights oh... hey who are those guys" in general conversation.

 [ "security" ]

4: 4: A part of someone's financial portfolio.

 [ "Secure" ]

1: Secure is the next stage up from safe .(see safe) It is safer than safe so it is secure.

  * e.g.,  ... 'fuckin secure mate' 

 [ "secure" ]

1: to control a girl when they are whining on a man e.g boy: will you be able to secure her boy: yeah I can handle her

  * e.g.,  ... if I dance on you can you secure me? yh I can secure you 

 [ "securer" ]

1: A much shorter and better mouth-feeling way of saying 'more secure'.

  * e.g.,  ... "This is securer than that." 

 [ "secure" ]

1:  To fasten, or hold down

  * e.g.,  ...  I like my hands secured to the bed durring sex 

 [ "secure" ]

2:  To protect

  * e.g.,  ...  Secure the fort! 

 [ "The Security" ]

1: A trusted friend who accepts responsibility for the safety of the group. He likes to observe and naturally watches out for his group. He watches every other members back. The Security likes to take space from the rest of the group sometimes just observing from across the room. He doesn't mind the alone time.

  * e.g.,  ... "yo, over there is The Security. Don't worry, you are cool." 

 [ "Secure" ]

1: When you achieve sexual intercourse with a pretty girl and want to tell your mates about the affair. A derivative of the phrase "secure the ting"

  * e.g.,  ... Did you secure last night? 

 [ "Secure" ]

1: Better than safe its safe X10 its fucking fort knox level safeness

  * e.g.,  ... when something is pretty damn delicious e.g. Man that donut was secure.