" secretly "

 [ "Secretly Chinese" ]

1: A phrase used to describe Matt Barnes, the bassist of You Me At Six, a person who's secretly asian.

  * e.g.,  ... Josh Fransexme: "And Matt? He's probably... Secretly Chinese." 

 [ "Secretly Stupid" ]

1: When someone who you don't have classes, talks or acts stupid outside of school but says, "I have better grammar in class."

  * e.g.,  ... Person 1: "We should go to the beach." 

 [ "secretly fat" ]

1: Wearing clothing (especially a loose shirt) such that the wearer's excess weight is effectively hidden, often resulting in ambiguity as to whether or not the wearer is overweight. Particularly pertinent in a bar or club when physically evaluating a person of interest.

  * e.g.,  ... He has an attractive face, but with that loose shirt, he might be secretly fat. 

 [ "Secretly Bad Ass" ]

1: Adjective: When someone is covertly Bad Ass, i.e. they do not flaunt their badness obnoxiously, but rather KNOW they are bad ass and crazy without having to prove it all the time. These people look normal on the outside, but every now and then they "let loose" and unleash their inner fun, bad ass selves. They can sometimes be menacing, but only upon a closer look.

  * e.g.,  ... Naughty librarians, old people with guns, cute fuzzy animals with big teeth 

 [ "Secretly We Are Goy" ]

1: That's what Wall St. masters used to hear when their wannabe slaves from all around the world say word 'SWAG' :)

  * e.g.,  ... John Smith: Hey man! I jus farted... so much SWAG! 

 [ "I'm secretly a whale" ]

1: Another term for I'm secretly homosexual

  * e.g.,  ... I told Sam I'm secretly a whale 

 [ "Does everyone secretly hate me?" ]

1: NO. They don’t. Everyone loves you and you are amazing. Trust me. YOU. ARE. FUCKING. INCREDIBLE!!!!!!!

  * e.g.,  ... Does everyone secretly hate me? NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! 

 [ "National kiss someone secretly day" ]

1: On this day , you should kiss someone and no body must know who you kissed .

  * e.g.,  ... Person : hey 

 [ "secretly thick" ]

1: A strange paradox where someone can look like they have no ass in some positions and clothes, and yet have quite an ass in others that seems too shapely and large to have been able to be hidden

  * e.g.,  ... What on earth. Jenny always looked like a stick. But she just popped a squat and she's secretly thick as hell 

 [ "Im litterally gonna kms i hate myself so much and i just want it to all end, anyways im secretly adolf hitler" ]

1: how i feel every day

  * e.g.,  ... person one: Im litterally gonna kms i hate myself so much and i just want it to all end, anyways im secretly adolf hitler person two: wait your secretly who?