" cloistered "

 [ "Cloister" ]

1: The area located beetween the anus and genitalia of both male and female humans.

  * e.g.,  ... When he tried to steal her purse she kicked him right in the cloister. 

 [ "cloister fuck" ]

1: Several cloister tiles are placed within proximity to one another when playing Carcassonne.

  * e.g.,  ... "Geeze you've got a friggin cloister fuck over there." 

 [ "cloister fuck" ]

1: Several "cloister tiles" are placed within proximity to one another when playing Carcassonne.

  * e.g.,  ... "Geeze you've got a friggin cloister fuck over there." 

 [ "cloister fuck" ]

1: What the priests did to you when you were a little boy.

  * e.g.,  ... Dude, you got cloister fucked by Father O'Fucko! 

 [ "ephrata cloister" ]

1: Someone that is a hot fucking mess. Also something that you thought would be delicious and it just gave you extreme gas

  * e.g.,  ... That Doris woman is a real Ephrata Cloister. That Thai food hit me like an Ephrata Cloister 

 [ "oyster cloister" ]

1: A pimple found on the folds of the vagina just below the clitoris.

  * e.g.,  ... Sex is gonna hurt until I pop this oyster cloister. 

 [ "cloister kitten" ]

1: A college co-ed who drinks at night and lays in bed/couch during the daylight hours venturing only from her cloister to receive delivery pizza, natty ice and a new box of condoms. She will eat, drink and fuck in her cloister until it is dark and time to go out again.

  * e.g.,  ... CK- "wow, I feel like I don't get out in the daylight anymore" 

 [ "Cloister" ]

1: A newly invented Northern Irish term for a load of something similar to fuckton, shitheap etc.

  * e.g.,  ... “Aye that boy can drink a fair fuckin cloister.”