" seasides "

 [ "seaside" ]

1: Considered the Panama City for high and middle schoolers. Where dumbass kids come to try their first cigarettes or get a bj. Tourist trap. Place where the rickshaw drivers get laid constantly by fund 15 year old sloots. Where SWHS students go to fuck every bitch and tell all the tourists they're locals cause there is nothing better to do. Where cops just want to ruin the fun and illegal;) activities of kids at 10:30pm.

  * e.g.,  ... Bro let's got to seaside and look like we're frat so we can get some dome by some middle school girls 

 [ "Seaside" ]

1: Where sloppy nasty dirty ass stinky wanna be gang members are from.

  * e.g.,  ... That lop stinks like ass he must be from Seaside. 

 [ "Seaside Herpes" ]

1: Seaside herpes are obtained when you follow a trend and go to seaside for spring break and hang around a bunch of people during a pandemic and hook-up with 12 people in one sitting

  * e.g.,  ... Oh you went to seaside this spring break?? And you was around Eliza, Ava, Bella, Claire, Chloe, AND ASHLEY???? You got me FUCKKEDDD up if you think imma spend one more second around yo seaside herpes havin basic ass 

 [ "seaside tony" ]

1: an silly looking fellow from north jersey/new york who comes to new jersey coastal towns for summer weekends. generally has no manners and drives expensive cars. usually dresses somewhat like a girl. wears clothes too small for him. goes tanning. gets his eyebrows waxed. wears sneakers/shoes in the summer. has spiked/blown out greasy hair. spends way too much money on self gratification. impossible to miss. litters on the beach. ruins the local coastal area for everyone else. thinks he is better then others. is a nuisance to locals.

  * e.g.,  ... "I woke up this morning and there was this seaside tony sleeping on my lawn so I turned the hose on him and he scurried away." 

 [ "seaside circus" ]

1: When you bring a borderline chick home from the bar/boardwalk and all your bros watch you bang her in your filthy motel room.

  * e.g.,  ... Bro were you blacked out when dom was hosting the seaside circus last night 

 [ "Seaside Sbab" ]

1: The condition resulting from a men's bathing suit mesh getting filled with sand while frolicking at the beach, usually collecting in the area surrounding the perineum (sbab, taint, grundel, gooch), and bringing forth a gritty discomfort.

  * e.g.,  ... I still am walking bow-legged as result of the raging case of Seaside Sbab I got at the beach last weekend. 

 [ "down by the seaside" ]

1: One of Led Zeppelin greatest but most underrated songs ever.

  * e.g.,  ... Dude. i wanted to go down by the seaside but i couldnt find the confounded bridge. 

 [ "down by the seaside" ]

2: A song that i made my girlfriend listen to and made her a huge Led Zeppelin fan

 [ "seaside heights" ]

1: Shore town in south/central New Jersey. Often called "Sleazeside". Full of guidoes, Jersey Girls and Bennies during the summer, but deserted in the winter. People who live within in the surrounding towns go to the beaches here and certainly do NOT under any circumstances call it "going to the shore" or "down the shore".

  * e.g.,  ... "lets get stoned and go to the boardwalk" 

 [ "seaside heights" ]

2: Its main attraction is the boardwalk where there are a number of trashy bars, trashy clothing stores, arcades, and body piercing stands. There are at least 5 different stores specializing in marijuana paraphenelia, like bongs vaporizers and glass bowls. It is full of bright neon lights and stands that sell expensive and greasy (but good) food. As a result it is a popular place for not only tourists, but stoned young people from surrounding areas.

  * e.g.,  ... "pt pleasant or seaside heights?" 

 [ "seaside heights" ]

3: During the winter the town is nearly dead. The only people who stay are the sketchy homeless and/or drug addicted men who roam the boardwalk and the "locals".

 [ "seaside heights" ]

4: Although most businesses are closed, certain bars, pizzarias, and arcades remain open all year. You can also see surfers in the water all year round when the waves are good, even if there's snow on the ground. On a good day, the streets are lined with their cars.

 [ "seaside heights" ]

5: The cops in Seaside are fascist assholes. And there are ARMIES of them. They're notorious for being young and inexperienced, eager to prove themselves in order to get hired by less shitty towns.

 [ "Seaside Park" ]

1: Not to be confused with the grimey beach town of the immediate north seaside heights. This beach town is to the south of Ortley Beach and Seaside Heights, and the north of Island Beach State Park between the Barnegat Bay and Atlantic Ocean. It starts right after Funtown Pier Meters and ends at 13th avenue. Unlike the guido capital of the world Seaside Heights, the park is not littered with guidos, bennies, bathrooms, cheesesteak and pizza stands, and skanky hoes. Granted some bennies do know about the park, they would rather stay as close to the heights as possible so not to stray away from their tourist comrades.

  * e.g.,  ... Guido/Benny: I'm going down the shore this weekend. I heard of this place seaside park. I'm going to take my entire extended family,drive 20 mph under the speed limit and not realize it even after a death stare from a local driver, learn to surf with a 12 foot board, leave my trash and cigarette buds on the beach, sit down right on top of other people, wear my capris, a pink polo with popped collar, brooklyn fade, find all people that look like me and stand in big group and try and hollar and guido pump at every girl I see. Just livin the Jersey Shore dream. 

 [ "Seaside Park" ]

2: It may only be 2 miles long with around 2,000 residents, but it is the perfect place to get a true taste of why New Jersey beaches are the nicest in the country. The wide, pearly white sand beach is well maintained and is the nicest in the area. You cannot bring coolers, glass, alcohol, or pets on the beach, but bring a surfboard, bodyboard, skimboard, fishing pole, and a good attitude. The lifeguards are on duty everyday during the summer months from 10-5, so if you decide to get caught in a rip current, do it during those hours. Beach badges for the season are $35 before June 15, and $45 there after.

  * e.g.,  ... Seaside Heights.. ya those kids look in the mirror before they go out, and ya, they're serious. 

 [ "Seaside Park" ]

3: Beach by day, Sawmill by night for a drink or really big slice of pizza. For the families, Funtown Pier is loaded with rides, food, and arcades. In the morning Betty and Nick's has good breakfast and the Park Bakery is one of the best around. For Lunch, Surf Taco is the place to go. And at night Bum Roger's or the Atlantic Bar and Grill.

  * e.g.,  ... Summer in the park, the true Jersey Shore. 

 [ "Seaside Park" ]

4: This information is from a ssp local meant to inform. If you are an irresponsible, inconsiderate benny or guido please do not venture into the park, keep it in the heights or better yet north jersey, PA, or NY. If you surf, make sure to give priority to the people that put in their time. Do not pollute, play loud music, or drive like you've never seen the beach before. Hey, you might even look like a local if you decide to ditch the adidas sandals or sneakers for some reef's, the basketball shorts for some boardshorts; leave the gangster chain, wife beater, fitted, and gel at home. Give the locals and the jem known as Seaside Park respect, and you can enjoy it all you wish.

 [ "seaside tony" ]

1: The best fuckin cheese steak money can buy. Bought from steaks unlimited in seaside heights.

  * e.g.,  ... Bro 1- Dude should I get cheese balls or a cheese steak?