" seaboards "

 [ "seaboard" ]

1: To go, ready for take-out, set to roll.

  * e.g.,  ...  Two fried chicken plates, seaboard! My accountant just called. My taxes are seaboard. 

 [ "seaboarder" ]

1: a vessel that travels from one port to another along the coast; coaster.

  * e.g.,  ... The seaboarders are all on strike now. 

 [ "Eastern Seaboard" ]

1: When you're having anal sex with several sailors at once When in port on the Atlantic coast while facing the rising sun over the ocean, finishing with a mouth-flooding of seamen so overwhelming that you can't catch your breath for several seconds. Also known as (AKA) "water canoodling"

  * e.g.,  ... The Eastern Seaboard is an aggressive, but fun way for wogs to pass the time in port. 

 [ "Seaboard Usy" ]

1: The USY and Kadima region that spreads through Maryland, Virginia, the District of Columbia, and northeastern North Carolina. Known for having diverse political opinions and lots of girls with frizzy hair.

  * e.g.,  ... Seaboard USY is such a good region! I love it!