" seamy "

 [ "seamy" ]

1: An adjective describing an insecure, undisciplined person--one, as it were, leaking at the seams.

  * e.g.,  ... I used to think highly of Jake, but recently he's done a number of things that leaves me thinking that he's rather seamy. 

 [ "seamis" ]

1: Abbriviation for seam penis A bulge or wrinkle in the seam of a skirt that look similar to the bulge in a mans pants. Often caused by the misplacement of a dart or seam when sewing.

  * e.g.,  ... I screwed up when I drafted this pattern, now I've got a huge seamis. 

 [ "Mad Seamie" ]

1: Mad Seamie is something you say when somebody does something completely mad or idiotic. You also use it sarcasticly when a person never does anything without thinking about it first.

  * e.g.,  ... If a person does a totally mad act you call him 'Mad Seamie' from then on.