" seamless "

 [ "seamless" ]

1: Seamless (noun) - Used to describe a situation where everyone is told it will work perfectly, when in fact it's an unmitigated clusterfuck.

  * e.g.,  ... Support Agent: The transfer of your service will be seamless. 

 [ "seamless" ]

1: To composite one or more images together using an imaging program (like Photoshop) so perfectly, it is difficult to tell the image is fake.

  * e.g.,  ... The photo of Mt. Fuji composited with the ash plume from Mt. St. Helen errupting was so seamless I almost didn't realize it was a fake. 

 [ "Seamless Pantyhose" ]

1: High quality pantyhose without seams in the crotch area. The single most sexy item a woman could wear. Never should be worn with panties underneath and should be worn by all women, but only if they want their man to be turned on more than ever before.

  * e.g.,  ... You are not a proper pantyhose model unless you own a pair of seamless pantyhose! 

 [ "Seamless 15" ]

1: Similar to "Freshman 15;" when a first year investment banking analyst (usually a male) continuously maxes out his firm's SeamlessWeb allowance. This, combined with extended periods of sitting in front of a screen, high levels of stress, heavy boozing, and little to no exercise, results in a quick 15-pound weight gain.

  * e.g.,  ... Analyst 1: "Did you see Kevin back at Christmas? Dude got FAT!" Analyst 2: "That's what happens when you order Chinese and buy 2 appetizers, 2 entrées, and a dessert every night just because you get to spend $30 on dinner." Analyst 1: "Ahh... the Seamless 1" 

 [ "seamless panties" ]

1: An alternative to the thong or g-string, seamless panties are a form of women's undergarment in which panty lines cannot be seen underneath tight clothing (such as leggings) as it is made up of seamless material.

  * e.g.,  ... Contrary to popular belief, women wear seamless panties when they *DON'T* want panty lines....they wear *thongs* when they *DO* want attention. 

 [ "seamless bandana" ]

1: When you consume a male/ female's head with your rectum until you reach the recipients neck where you erotically asphyxiate them as you stimulate their genitalia until the point of orgasm.

  * e.g.,  ... Johnny showed me he loves me sooooo much, he gave me a seamless bandana last night. 

 [ "flow seamless" ]

1: usually used in reference to the performance of battlers in freestyle rap battles. If a battler can string together the flow of all his lyrics so they glide smoothly together when rapped he is said to flow seamless or have a seamless flow

  * e.g.,  ... "Man that boys lyrics flow seamless" 

 [ "Seamless Collaborative Guy Lie" ]

1: The rare /phenomenon in which each man in a room is caught in a snafu of being in the middle of a sticky situation. This causes compulsive lying where each guy builds off the other man's lie. It is the most flawless of plans because women tend to lose interest in anything men say fairly quickly. First popularized by Scrubs when Carla walked in on all the male staff watching Carla and Turk's nanny for Izzy on the television. Carla walks in, and all the men enter the Seamless Collaborative Guy Lie Zone. “And then every male in the room felt totally in sync, resulting in the rarest of all phenomenon - the seamless collaborative guy lie.”— J.D.'s narration

  * e.g.,  ... “Hey baby, what are you guys watching?”— Carla “Football.”— Turk (Everyone agrees) “Football? Isn't the season over?” -Carla “And then every male in the room felt totally in sync, resulting in the rarest of all phenomenon - the seamless collaborative guy lie.”— J.D.'s narration “The American season is over, we were watching Mexican Football.”— Keith “They started late this year.”— Doug “Because of the churro vendors.”— Todd “They went on strike and the players wouldn't cross the picket line.”— Ted “When the dispute turned violent, they called in Rodrigo Vasquez, the owner of the Baja Panditos to step in.”— J.D. “Thanks to señor Vasquez' experience dealing with the fruit pickers unions, he was able to broker a last minute deal and the season was salvaged.”— Dr. Kelso “And that's why we're watching football in the spring.”— Turk 

 [ "seamless" ]

1: A synonym of "invisible" that just unfortunately sounds like the type of women's underwear

  * e.g.,  ... Her outfit was so seamless that it looked like she had just stepped out of a fashion magazine—though the word also makes me think of those annoying underwear ads on time.is/Surabaya!