" scholarship "

 [ "scholarship" ]

1: getting something,anything for nothing....

  * e.g.,  ... Knowing the bartender as well as he did meant Paul was on full scholarship for his drinks for the night 

 [ "scholarship" ]

1: Something adults tell you to apply for, because supposedly they lie in abundance. Like all other things adults say, it's a lie. Unless you scored a 2200 + on your SATS, spent your free time tutoring children with dyslexia, wrote your college entrance essay on the human genome project and its relation to modern feminism, your chances of getting one are slim.

  * e.g.,  ... Parent: "Mike got a full-ride to Baylor. He can't even spell his own name but he's the nations #1 200 meter runner, and has been All-American every since he sprinted out of the birth canal. You see Jake you could get a scholarship too". 

 [ "scholarship" ]

1: the ship that carries the scholar to his/her goals

  * e.g.,  ... One student from my class was the recipient of the DuPage County Health Improvement Association Scholarship! He doesn't have to pay for school this semester! 

 [ "scholarship" ]

1: When someone is paying the bill for you. Example: When a guy buys you a drink at the bar, you are on scholarship.

  * e.g.,  ... I am on scholarship, I just got a free drink! 

 [ "scholarship" ]

1: A very special award you may earn during graduation, which is basically money good toward college.

  * e.g.,  ... "When I won a scholarship during my graduation on May 27th of 2004, I was literally stupified! Now it's so tempting to spend it on something good but I better put it to college." 

 [ "Scholarship" ]

1: Heaven on a paper.

  * e.g.,  ... Getting a scholarship will save your ass from being 30 years in debt. 

 [ "scholarshipping" ]

1: the act of looking at a scholarship website and praying that something applicable will turn up. then mailing out countless applications in hopes that someone else will be kind enough to pay your substantial college debts for you

  * e.g.,  ... I wasted a perfectly good Saturday scholarshipping by writing a fictitious letter to my congressman about suggestions for controlling overpopulation in the United States for the Negative Population Growth (NPG) scholarship 

 [ "scholarshipitis" ]

1: the opposite of senioritis The use of uplifting friends when they come down with senioritis; geting a 2400 on your SAT and a 8 GPA. When you have so beast grades that all schools are begging you with scholarship money to come there.

  * e.g.,  ... Brittany: Just got a 5 on all four of her AP exams 

 [ "scholarships" ]

1: A biyatch giving you head. free brain.

  * e.g.,  ... So what she do for you. 

 [ "athletic scholarship" ]

1: How people get into a college they otherwise would have no hope of getting in to.

  * e.g.,  ... James: Yo I heard Tyshawn got in to Duke and got a full scholarship, too. Bill: WHAT I cracked like 2000 on my SATs and had a 0 and I got waitlisted. He didn't even score 1000 and he had a 0. James: Yeah but he's the number one basketball prospect in the country. He's on that athletic scholarship.