" savior "

 [ "savior" ]

1: Jesus Christ. Born in Bethleham, raised in Navareth, did miracles in Jerusalem, walked on water, pissed off religious people, was crucified for the sins of the world, went to hell, fought satan, whooped him good, was raised from the dead, sits on a throne, is waiting for his enemies to become his footstool. Holla.

  * e.g.,  ... Whatcha waitin' on. Get saved. You'll still be cool. I'm saved and I'm cool. 

 [ "savior" ]

1: your reflection in the mirror

  * e.g.,  ... john wondered exactly who was going to 'save' him, then happened to look in the mirror; seeing his savior. even though judy packed a high degree of 'bargaining power', she saw her savior in the mirror! 

 [ "Savior" ]

1: One who provides resources above and beyond the resources available.

  * e.g.,  ... "My code (javascript) is going to 'save' this company." --Kelly, aka corporate savior 

 [ "savioritis" ]

1: A severe disorder affecting the personality in such a way that the subject believes everything good that's ever happened is a direct result of something they did. Symptoms include: cockiness, allthattitude, friend loss, and black eyes.

  * e.g.,  ... In the ultimate display of savioritis, Kanye has announced that his headstone will simply read, "You're welcome." 

 [ "Savior" ]

1: My Jimmys' Name!

  * e.g.,  ... Look at the Savior♡ 

 [ "Savior" ]

1: 1: A Democratic Candidate for high office who has transcended the normal expectations that political candidates inspire, and has joined the ranks of those rare souls who singlehandedly change the fate of their people, such as Ghandi or (since we're firmly in the cartoon universe here) Fidel Castro.

  * e.g.,  ... "Barak Obama is a classic example of a 'Savior'. His followers don't seem him as a politician at all, but as someone who is going to usher in a bright new day, who is going fix all of society's problems, and unify all contentious factions. He himself is brilliant and a moral exemplar of all that is good about humanity." 

 [ "Savior" ]

2: Saviors have all the answers, can do no wrong, are pure of heart, brilliantly intelligent, and morally incorruptible. They have the brains of the scarecrow, the compassion of the tin man, the courage of the cowardly lion, and the purity of Dorothy.

 [ "Savior" ]

3: Democratic Candidates fall into one of two categories: Saviors or Mechanics.

 [ "White savior" ]

1: White savior refers to western people going in to “fix” the problems of struggling nations or people of color without understanding their history, needs, or the region’s current state of affairs.

  * e.g.,  ... Invisible Children aims to hold the solutions of three American filmmakers above the African activists who have lived and worked in the affected communities their whole lives. Talk about white saviors. 

 [ "Iron Savior" ]

1: One of the most underrated metal bands out there. They released their debut album in 1997 named "Iron Savior" and address themes such as science fiction.

  * e.g.,  ... Check out "Battering Ram", "Megatropolis" and "Heavy Metal Never Dies" from Iron Savior. Their songs are beast! 

 [ "Savior Complex" ]

1: When a girl feels like she has to "save" a troubled guy from whatever twisted fate he has ahead of him.

  * e.g.,  ... He kept complaining about girls with a savior complex trying to stop him from taking drugs. 

 [ "White savior" ]

1: A white liberal who feels the need or feels pressured to uplift, take a stance, fight, “love” and, educate the people of color or their fellow white folk to make them “woke”. they feel morally superior to everyone else and vote democratic like their life depends on it. They can’t stand a person of color who thinks for themselves and rejects the victimhood way of life. The POCS enemy is not a racist, their true enemy is a white savior/ liberal.

  * e.g.,  ... I don’t need a white savior , he has never been in my shoes , he has never seen what I have seen so how would he know our obstacles?