" rubber-chicken "

 [ "rubber chicken" ]

1: -what a penis can look like when it is "shaven"

  * e.g.,  ... jojo: "did i tell you what michael said to me while we were hooking up?!" 

 [ "rubber chicken" ]

2: -another name for a penis

  * e.g.,  ... demi: "no! what did he say!?!" 

 [ "Rubber Chicken" ]

1: Any number of chicken-based dishes, usually drowned in sauce, and commonly served at a buffet or high-volume serving (such as a wedding or conference) where the chicken is overcooked, dry, and . . . rubbery.

  * e.g.,  ... The keynote speaker at the business conference was inspirational, but the rubber chicken lunch made me gag. 

 [ "Rubber Chicken" ]

1: A chicken that is made out of rubber.

  * e.g.,  ... Person: "I ate my real chicken so I bought a chicken made out of rubber also known as a rubber chicken." 

 [ "rubber chicken" ]

1: In the game NetHack, slang for "cockatrice corpse."

  * e.g.,  ... On my last ascension I totally raped the Astral Plane with my wished-for rubber chicken 

 [ "Rubber chicken" ]

1: Used to hit people when they steal your chicken nuggets

  * e.g.,  ... You stole me nuggets.... * gets rubber chicken out* Hits nick with rubber chicken Nick: ow rubber chicken hurts 

 [ "rubber chicken circuit" ]

1: The round of fund-raising dinners attended by politicians. Refers to the standard unappetizing, rubbery chicken served at such dinners.

  * e.g.,  ... Bush worked the rubber chicken circuit during last years election 

 [ "rubber chicken farts" ]

1: Abnormally loud flatulence that sounds like it’s being forcefully emitted from an orifice belonging to a rubber chicken.

  * e.g.,  ... His grotesque signature rubber chicken farts were exceedingly loud, wet-sounding rippers, enough to startle the shit out of people if they were in close proximity. 

 [ "Egglaying Rubber Chicken" ]

1: a 17/18cm rubber chicken that can be bought in many places that when you squease will look like its laying a see through rubber liquid filled egg with yolk

  * e.g.,  ... dude i jacked off with one of those Egglaying Rubber Chickens with the egg taken out last night then i came in it it felt soo awesome 

 [ "Egglaying Rubber Chicken" ]

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 [ "Egglaying Rubber Chicken" ]

3: if you take out the rubber egg put some lube in the chicken then put it on the end of your dick squeese all the air out of it then you can Choke the chicken if you will with it like a flesh light

 [ "Rubber Chicken Shot " ]

1: When you put a shot of alcohol into a rubber chicken, then you proceed to take the shot from the chicken. Originally you would act out a play with the another person and give or receive a rubber chicken shot.

  * e.g.,  ... When Tracey Binghum and Chyna Doll were doing a rubber chicken shot Tracey acted like she was chienese. She said "I come from China. I heard that, in America, you can get ru-bber chi-cken shot." Then she was given the rubber chicken shot. 

 [ "rubber chicken dance" ]

1: When you go to a corporate function (like your holiday party) and you get served the obligatory rubber chicken.

  * e.g.,  ... "Dude, you going to the office bash tonight?"