" roadkill "

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1: Bending over for someone while being fingered in the anus and being forced to shout out: "More! Please, master!"

  * e.g.,  ... So that's the guy who roadkilled me the first day I joined the Legion years ago. 

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1: what is killed in a road accident.

  * e.g.,  ... The restaurant was accused of serving the roadkill to its customers. The roadkill was a dead goat. 

 [ "roadkill" ]

1: Squished cadaver that lies in or close to a road, most likely crushed or knocked by a passing vehicle. Is now rotting and being devoured and cannibalised by other animals.

  * e.g.,  ... Yo mama is roadkill. 

 [ "roadkill" ]

2: Often used as an insulting term for someone of poor aesthetics.

 [ "roadkill" ]

1: what you become when you stand in front of me speeding my car.

  * e.g.,  ... sigh, that poor racoon. got hit so damn hard it ruined my airconditioner though. 

 [ "roadkill" ]

1: a word to describe a shocking hair cut.

  * e.g.,  ... the guys hair looks like roadkill, his mohawk reminds me of a rooster. 

 [ "roadkill" ]

1: A honourary title given to the ugliest girl in school. In particular areas, there may only be one roadkill per two or even three schools.

  * e.g.,  ... 'Hey roadkill, here's some money, please get a tramp to knife your face in - it's not quite plactic surgery, but it'll make things a hell of a lot better.' 

 [ "roadkill" ]

2: If any possible contenders rise up through the ranks from primary school, a fight to the death should be initiated. The winner gets to be continually mocked and jeered for mother nature's cruel joke vis-a-vis their face.

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3: When she leaves school, her real name (if it can be remembered) can be used again, and a new roadkill instated in her place, with possible capes and crowns - but, to be honest, most people CBA and just want to get down to the jeering.

 [ "roadkill" ]

1: The act of rotten smelling vagina. When a woman's cuchi has a nasty mangy smell like its been rotting for about three weeks. Basically when a girl hasn't washed down thurr and it smells horrid.

  * e.g.,  ... YOOOOOOO did you smell tineesha today!!! that shit was STRIAGHT UPP ROADKILLLLLLLLLLLLL!!!!!! 

 [ "Roadkill" ]

1: A cruel example of Darwinism in action. The animals that are either slow to move, or weak, or previously injured, or otherwise stupid enough to just stand there are weeded out by speeding motorists, and those who survive crossing the roads live to breed offspring that are more likely to get out of the way when an SUV driver on a cellphone hits the gas pedal.

  * e.g.,  ... Roadkill is comprised mostly of rodents, turtles, deer. The rest is composed of domestic animals bred for aesthetics. 

 [ "Roadkill" ]

1: What happens when the goddamn critter doesn't get the fuck out the way of my truck.

  * e.g.,  ... That squirrel just stood in the middle of the road. I just hit the gas and BAM! Instant roadkill. 

 [ "Roadkill" ]

1: A Bahamian slang word used to describe someone that can't possibly look any worse.

  * e.g.,  ... Man that boy Dominic really needs to loose the ski jacket and a haircut, or he's gonna to keep looking like roadkill.