" rivulet "

 [ "penile rivulet" ]

1:  a whiny man tantruming over something petty a man that doesn't act his age, especially in social situations with the opposite sex a man that is incapable of performing the most menial tasks

  * e.g.,  ... Husband: You didn't starch my socks! Wife: Stop being such a penile rivulet and do your own goddamn laundry from now on! OR "Maybe if you weren't acting like such a penile rivulet, you could have banged that chick." OR Office Worker: How do I turn on the copy machine? Co-Worker: What are you? A penile rivulet? 

 [ "Rivulet" ]

1: a hot sexy slippery slugcat (probably) on cocaine from rainworld. in other words, SMASH

  * e.g.,  ... dude did you just beat yourself to beating Rivulet's campaign? 

 [ "rivulet" ]

1: my wife

  * e.g.,  ... rivulet is my wife trust 

 [ "Rivulet" ]

1: A slugcat from the 2017 game Rain World. You can Google that game if you don't know what it is

  * e.g.,  ... The rivulets campaign is really hard because of the almost constant rainfall!