" right-of-way "

 [ "right this way" ]

1: The same thing that literally EVERY single host/hostess at every restaurant will say to you as they show you to your seat. Pay attention to it. It really is incredible.

  * e.g.,  ... Jackson, party of 5? Right this way! 

 [ "right of way" ]

1: the right to go before another; precedence in passing granted to one over another

  * e.g.,  ... Anyone with three or more drinks in his hands has the right of way. 

 [ "Doritos right-of-way" ]

1: N. Occurs when two or more people reach into an open bag of Doritos at the same time. The person who has eaten the least Doritos has the right-of-way.

  * e.g.,  ... *two guys reach for Doritos* Guy 1: Oh sorry dude go ahead. Guy 2: Nah bro you got the Doritos right-of-way. 

 [ "Massachusetts Right of Way" ]

1: A common method that Massachusetts drivers use when taking a right or left onto a road where they do not have the right of way. A driver will turn out and cut other people off. Instead of turning onto the main road and speeding up, they will pull out, realize they are cutting you off and then come to a complete stop while turning onto the main road, until the driver(s) they are cutting off stop to wave them on. It's one of the most infuriating and dangerous parts of driving in Massachusetts.

  * e.g.,  ... There was a small opening in traffic so I decided to use the Massachusetts right of way to make sure those drivers would let me turn onto the road. 

 [ "Turd Honking for the Right of Way" ]

1: When you need to take a crap and you let out a fart that smells exactly like crap.

  * e.g.,  ... ooh. That one smells, it's a turd honking for the right of way. 

 [ "yield right of way" ]

1: YIELD RIGHT OF WAY

  * e.g.,  ... yield right of way. 

 [ "The Right Way" ]

1: Is it stealing someone else's work and making them work for you for free?

  * e.g.,  ... Hym "What is the right way? Getting paid to watch UFC fights for free? How about letting a mental retard pay you to let him steal intellectual property? Ignoring the guy telling you your kids are about to get shot in the face if you don't contact HYM and to something about this immediately? What is it Mike? What's the right way? Succeeding in a way that doesn't radically undermine the success and masculinity of people who haven't actually done anything of substance? Nah. Fuck you. I'm IN THE RIGHT. So you don't get to tell me anything. You need to get off you high-horse... Get on your hands and knees... And eat that fucking crow before you, LIKE THE PEOPLE WHO SUFFERED BECAUSE AND ONLY BECAUSE YOU IGNORED ME, lose everything. You are letting people who are mentally retarded make decisions that they have no business making and now you are trying to slow roll the remediation of YOUR mistake. And I'm nor paying for it. I'm not dying for your sins this time incest freak."