" ribbons "

 [ "Ribboned" ]

1:  to talk to someone, pretending you are someone else with the intention of making fun of them later.

  * e.g.,  ... "We totally ribboned James and we got him to tell us about his jerking off habits!"  

 [ "Ribbon" ]

1: Widely used slang for a females genitalia - vagina

  * e.g.,  ... Mate i'm not coming to meet you out I'm chasing ribbon tonight.. 

 [ "ribbon" ]

1: 1) An award given to someone for merely participating, even if them and competition are concepts that shouldn't exist in the same realm.

  * e.g.,  ... Get me a damn soda, ribbon. 

 [ "ribbon" ]

2: 2) A nickname for someone that ranks well below a bronze medal in terms of coolness.

 [ "Ribbon" ]

1: when someone sends you a long angry text after acting like whatever fight you had was over and no big deal.

  * e.g.,  ... I can’t belive that Gina could send me a ribbon! how rude! 

 [ "Ribboning" ]

1: When cum flies through the air.

  * e.g.,  ... i.e it ribbons, or it is ribboning over and over again. Round and round and round. I'm coming ribbons! 

 [ "ribbon" ]

1: rich daddie's girls who are prude shits. Ribbons are seen roaming the halls of Holton, Ncs, and holy child. They wear their polo collars up and long, cotton skirts. Their hair is in a side ponytail or bun on top of their heads.

  * e.g.,  ... Wow, that ribbon over there is really messed up looking. 

 [ "Ribbons" ]

1: A slang term referring to semen or ejaculate.

  * e.g.,  ... "Damn man I would wreck that ass until I bust ribbons" 

 [ "Ribbonate" ]

1: To reduce something (or someone) to ribbon-like pieces.

  * e.g.,  ... "Sir Biznatch took his greatsword and ribbonated the opposing army." 

 [ "ribbon" ]

1: An essential item to the life of a girl who is remotely self respecting. Ribbons are spotted mostly in private schools, but primarily Walt Whitman High School in Bethesda Maryland. Popular colors or styles are pinked, green, polka-dotted, and striped.

  * e.g.,  ... Girl 1: OMG let's go to Bruce's! 

 [ "firewatch ribbon" ]

1: Alternate slang term for National Defense Service Medal (see also gedunk ribbon)

  * e.g.,  ... Described by a drill instructor in the sixties: "The firewatch ribbon is red for the blood you never shed, blue for the water you never crossed, white for the eyes of the enemy you've never seen, and yellow for the reason why."