" resumés "

 [ "Social Resumé" ]

1: A list of embarrassing/humiliating moments in your life that have happend to you in a social setting (i.e school, club, college, family dinner, ect.)

  * e.g.,  ... My Social Resumé consist of: 

 [ "Resumé Stamp" ]

1: The act of ejaculating onto the head or face of an important individual and using said semen as an adhesive agent by which to attach a document such as a resumé w/wo cover letter.

  * e.g.,  ... The guy at the Obsidian booth is a total dick; tomorrow I'll just resumé stamp him and leave. 

 [ "resumé-collage" ]

1: resumé: a summary of education and employment experience. collage: a composite object or collection (abstract or concrete) created by the assemblage of various media; especially for a work of art such as text, film, etc. resumé-collage: an artwork created by the assemblage of various media; especially resumés.

  * e.g.,  ... "As an artist, I use my resumés to create artwork: 'resumé-collages'." - says an artist.