" resources "

 [ "resources" ]

1: The amount of money available to you. The amount of money you own or have. Wealth, capital, property, possessions.

  * e.g.,  ... That girl's got nearly a million dollars of resources. 

 [ "resources" ]

1: reverts to,pertaining to finding reverse sources again

  * e.g.,  ... Thank goodness your resources followed up your relating sources. 

 [ "resourceful" ]

1: People with smart/creative thinking

  * e.g.,  ... Max: a dog went on a loose in the pet store do you have an Idea to get it on a leash again? Because I know you are a resourceful person 

 [ "resource" ]

1:  a person who is defined as departmental cog for a business / company

  * e.g.,  ... Manager says, "That's not YOUR resource to define!" 

 [ "resource" ]

2:  a peon

  * e.g.,  ... Translation: "That's my bitch!" 

 [ "resource" ]

3:  a person whose chin is a shelf for management's nutsac

 [ "Resource" ]

1:  noun. A nice name for the stupid class

  * e.g.,  ...  Did you know he was in resource? 

 [ "Resourcer" ]

1: A recruitment company employee not unlike working as a galley slave in the middle ages.(Slightly better paid but longer hours)

  * e.g.,  ... He/She is my resourcer, feel free to give them work to do - they are cunts 

 [ "resource" ]

1: Being very knowledgable with the freaks of nature

  * e.g.,  ... Calvin is a resource because he knows too much about Mat. 

 [ "Resourcements" ]

1: A broad term used to describe either man-power or supplies. Used frequently by military officers in desperate need of help.

  * e.g.,  ... Quick! We need more resourcements to the frontline!! 

 [ "Subhuman Resources" ]

1: That which passes for Human Resources, the corporate repository for people too feckless, indolent and dull-witted to survive by eating out of dumpsters. Circumventing the certain risk to production, process or profit these fools represent, Subhuman Resources serves the double purpose of barring such incompetents from mucking up the works by turning them loose to harry the employees who actually do contribute to company success. Famously sexless, humorless and brainless, this office also serves to repel rodents if, ironically, by employing them.

  * e.g.,  ... When April was caught stealing employee lunch boxes they promoted her to Subhuman Resources 

 [ "Human Resources" ]

1: Soulless, mendacious, spineless, shit-eating prick twisters who aren't smart enough to be lawyers or empathetic enough to be child molesters.

  * e.g.,  ... That lying fuckface Tim in HR won't do shit about my useless boss. Human Resources strikes again.