" finances "

 [ "finance" ]

1: an applied field of economics used to evaluate relative opportunity cost for speculation by mathematical manipulation of currency figures

  * e.g.,  ... Scott, did you double check your calculations of finance? That estimation seems far too high! 

 [ "Finance" ]

1: A nice ass. Used to describe someone in the vicinity who you don't want to know you're talking about her.

  * e.g.,  ... "Hey Max, have you checked out the finances recently" *Eyes shift towards a fine ass 

 [ "finance'" ]

1: One who is well supplied with cash but is also a significant other.

  * e.g.,  ... My finance' paid for my car. 

 [ "finance" ]

1: v. To embezzle

  * e.g.,  ... Andy Fastow was Enron's Chief Financial Officer. 

 [ "finance" ]

2: From the Gaelic, to steal your neighbors eggs.

 [ "Objective Finance" ]

1: Objective finance is the concept that financial quality, or financial capacity/growth, that when Objectively measured, results in a measurable standard for living that can be extrapolated buy using math and other such procedures. Imagine if GDP wasn't tied to the economic output, but the economy itself, and was used to measure social and societal standards, thats Objective Finance.

  * e.g.,  ... "Aiden's life was amazing, because of his high-level Objective Finance" 

 [ "finance bro" ]

1: One who drives a bmw with white interior leather, balks at dehumanizing hookers and overal douchey appearance to impress everyone around him with the finance firm he works for

  * e.g.,  ... Hes a straight finance bro, only cares about money and hoes 

 [ "Chinese Financing" ]

1: This is the financing you qualify for when you have extremely Bad Credit basically meaning you must pay cash.

  * e.g.,  ... Salesman: "Congratulations Folks, you are approved for Chinese Financing." Customer: "What is that mean" Salesman: "Wan Lump Sum" Due on Delivery 

 [ "Personal Finance" ]

1: That class that teaches you how to do taxes and stuff, yet nobody takes it and then go on to complain about how school doesn't teach you about life.

  * e.g.,  ... Lars: School ain't teach you sh*t bout life. 

 [ "Finance bro" ]

1: Typically works on Wall Street, reeks of male privilege and boasts of his money and his (super-inflated) job title. Outwardly very confident, douchey, but are actually insecure and constantly trying to overcompensate for their shortcomings. Most have nothing going on outside of their work lives, and fun doesn't exist without alcohol/drug use. They work for the sole purpose of making more money and then have moments of sadness when they realize money isn't everything. If you've met or dated one finance bro, you've met them all.

  * e.g.,  ... Friend: Hey are you seeing that guy again? Girl: Nexted. He's a total finance bro, thinks he is "god's gift" which he certainly is not. 

 [ "Personal Finance" ]

1: a totally useless class that can actually be taught by people that are mentally handicapped.

  * e.g.,  ... Dude: Man, i hate personal finance. my teacher is so retarded!