" relieve "

 [ "relieve" ]

1: ease, alleviate, reduce, lessen, lighten, help

  * e.g.,  ... The ten-year-old boy helped relieve the old lady of the heavy burden of her grocery bags. 

 [ "Relieved" ]

1: The feeling of having a weight taken off of your shoulders.

  * e.g.,  ... I pooped and relieved myself. 

 [ "the reliever" ]

1: While receiving a blowjob, the blower applies preparation H to your anus to releive the discomfort and burning from your hemorrhoids.

  * e.g.,  ... I was scared to use the suppository so my sister offered to give me a the reliever with the cream instead. 

 [ "Reliever" ]

1: When a man masturbates his man friend.

  * e.g.,  ... The reliever in Abducted in Plain Sight is the type of friend I don not want. 

 [ "Rectum Reliever" ]

1: Another name for a mouth

  * e.g.,  ... Man, I was tearing Tanyas ass apart last night and she tapped out. As she was crying mercy, she said why don’t you stuff it it my Rectum Reliever. I asked her what she meant, and she opened her mouth and I obliged! What a great woman. 

 [ "relieving yourself" ]

1: Relieving one's self is a polite way of saying "peeing". For example "He proceeded to relieve him self against a tree" or "She had remove herself from the dinner table momentarily to relieve herself".

  * e.g.,  ... Could you excuse me?, I have to relieve myself. Hence "relieving yourself" 

 [ "relieving stress" ]

1: to have an orgasm, term mostly used towards someone masturbating, but also can be used for sexual intercourse, which is slightly better than "mocking your member."

  * e.g.,  ... hey man get out of the bathroom! I'm relieving stress. 

 [ "Stress reliever" ]

1: Any act that aids in the relief of stress.

  * e.g.,  ... Yoga is a stress reliever. Meditation is a stress reliever. Excersize is a stress reliever. Absorption of vitamin d through ultraviolet rays is a stress reliever. SEX is a stress reliever. 

 [ "middle reliever" ]

1: Dude who is good enough to get in the game with a girl but not good enough to close the deal. Just like a middle reliever in baseball, he's good enough to play but gets no chicks, is paid poorly by the team, and people think he's the clubhouse boy cleaning up all of the dirty jocks.

  * e.g.,  ... Zeb worked Bre over real good and got her all wound up. But when push came to shove he wasn't good enough to close the deal and was relegated to middle reliever. 

 [ "Golden Reliever" ]

1: This is when a golden retriever takes a shit on a baby.

  * e.g.,  ... Hey Mom, did you enjoy that Golden Reliever video I emailed you last week?