" relevant "

 [ "relevant" ]

1: the most amazing group of people ever, having to do with things that are real and that matter

  * e.g.,  ... wow, that church in willisamsbug is relevant 

 [ "Relevant" ]

1: When something is just so right that only one word can explain it. Only one word is relevant enough to highlight the relevance of the situation.

  * e.g.,  ... Billy: Hey pass me that ruler why don't you? 

 [ "Relevancy" ]

1: A word spoken and written that conveys one’s relative lack of education and susceptibility to groupthink. Relevancy conveys no meaning beyond the properly used “relevance.” This word has quietly and hideously made its way into otherwise semi-intelligent settings like tech companies and advertising agencies within the last decade.

  * e.g.,  ... The relevancy of this film cannot be overstated, but my intelligence can be. “The relevance of this film...is timeless” would be the proper form of this word, with zero meaning lost. 

 [ "relevate" ]

1:  (v.) to relate then elevate

  * e.g.,  ... Go ahead and relevate on him! 

 [ "relevate" ]

2:  to dump (n.,v.,adj.) can used in place of any other word

 [ "relevation" ]

1: homeboy mistyped/mispronounced "revelation." Technically also means "lifted up" but nobody intentionally uses that definition in this day and age

  * e.g.,  ... homeboy: dude I was tripping on acid last weekend and had a mind-blowing relevation! 

 [ "Relevant" ]

1: A word to describe a group of people in whom everyone else likes to know what's going on and gossip about.

  * e.g.,  ... Omg go away you're so irrelevant 

 [ "Relevant" ]

2: Is similar to popular, almost a replacement

  * e.g.,  ... A:"did you hear that Ruby and Jake broke up" B:"No" A:"How come you didn't know they're so relevant" 

 [ "relevation" ]

1: n. remembering a profound event in your recent life... and forgeting it again because you are ripped.

  * e.g.,  ... ahhh yeah... i had a relevation today. Ummm. Yeah. Relevation, HA! Ok I forget now. 

 [ "Relevant" ]

1: The group of boys that a group of girls stalk. These unfortunate fellows usually hook up with one of the girls first, resulting in her friends becoming obsessed with him. The actions they do include; prank calling them, facebook stalking them, laughing when they see them, saying their name a lot, going out of their way to pass them in the halls, and joining in on their inside jokes. The boys are usually all friends, and are oblivious to the fact that girls stalk them.

  * e.g.,  ... Creepy Girl 1: Lets go down the english hallway today, the relevant boys hang out there!!! Creepy Girl 2: Ok!! I hooked up with 2 of them. lets laugh at them when we walk by, and make awkward eye-contact. Relevant Boy 1: Oh shit, there's that girl I hooked up with last weekend. Relevant Boy 2: Oh hey same! 

 [ "Relevant" ]

1: Another term for retarded kids that wear spraygrounds and vape and say the n-word in every sentence

  * e.g.,  ... I wish I could be relevant, the kids that are relevant are allowed to do drugs and I can’t. :( 

 [ "relevation" ]

1: n. Any moment in which one could say,"I never thought of it that way before."

  * e.g.,  ... Spencer:"I heard bug parts get in chocolate bars, but how?"