" rehearsals "

 [ "rehearsal" ]

1: The CORRECT way to spell "rehersal".

  * e.g.,  ... "I was at my play rehearsal, fuck-face! Where the shit-biscuits do you THINK I was?!" 

 [ "rehearsal" ]

2: Look it up in the dictionary, pal.

 [ "rehearsal" ]

3: And while you're at it, look up "uterly". That won't be in there either.

 [ "Rehearsal" ]

1: Play Practice

  * e.g.,  ... Hey, can you play Team Fortress 2 today? No, I have play practice. Dang it. Well I'll see you tomorrow. Oh, and rehearsal isn't a word, is it? 

 [ "Rehearsal" ]

1: This occurs when the corpse of a loved one is reanimated, killed (again), and buried (for the last time hopefully).

  * e.g.,  ... At some point during the zombie outbreak you encounter your ex loved ones. They want your brains and you want them to rest forever, once again. This calls for a family rehearsal. 

 [ "rehearsal" ]

1: The completely and uterly wrong way to spell "rehersal".

  * e.g.,  ... What the fuck is a re-hear-sal? 

 [ "rehearsal hangover" ]

1: The drowsy, irritable, and all around lousy state experienced the day after a rehearsal that ran late, long, or both. Similar to an alcohol induced hangover, but without the ill odors, vomiting, or dizziness.

  * e.g.,  ... I apologize. I'm not quite directing this choir at my best. "Joseph" rehearsal ran quite late last night and now I've got a bloody rehearsal hangover. 

 [ "dress rehearsal" ]

1: dry humping, going through the motions of sex without all that pesky penetration. there must be at least one type of fabric separating the required genitals at all times. no contact!

  * e.g.,  ... guy: you get some last night? 

 [ "dress rehearsal" ]

1: where everything goes wrong the night before the first performance.

  * e.g.,  ... bad dress rehearsal, good show 

 [ "Death Rehearsal" ]

1: Sleep.

  * e.g.,  ... Sorry. I can't go. I have Death Rehearsal tonight. 

 [ "rehearsal birthday" ]

1: A rehearsal birthday is spontaneously given when the person with the upcoming birthday is in danger of buying the exact same gift that you have already gone to a lot of trouble to acquire.

  * e.g.,  ... "We had to throw a rehearsal birthday as Emma announced she was going to get a new skateboard today - I bought one for her 3 weeks ago." 

 [ "rehearsal dinner trick" ]

1: Handy tool devised after feeling lousy at too many weddings. Planning ahead and consuming too much alcohol 2 days before the event where you need to be "on". Therefore, you will be hung over the night before the big day and won't be able to tie one on, thus avoiding feeling like crap when everyone else is partying.

  * e.g.,  ... "I feel terrible today because i drank too much at the rehearsal dinner. I won't be able to stay at the wedding very long. How do you feel so good?"