" reflux "

 [ "reflux" ]

1: verb. To heat a liquid at its boiling point while condensing the vapors and returning this liquid to the system to which it originated.

  * e.g.,  ... Mark: I'm going to reflux my RCM. Colin: You mean you're going to heat your reaction to reflux? Mark: No, my first comment is grammatically correct. Now. 

 [ "on the reflux" ]

1: Getting together with anybody -- even an ugly person -- just to get the sickness of breaking up with a significant other out of your system.

  * e.g.,  ... "Dude, you hooked up with Amy? What were you thinking?" 

 [ "colopharyngeal reflux" ]

1: the reflux of colonic feces into the posterior oral cavity. it can be associated with shitzu - histologic changes of the pharyngeal mucosa suggestive of colon cancer. also known as shit in mouth disease.

  * e.g.,  ... I went to the doctor because my family was complaining of my bad breath. He diagnosed me with colopharyngeal reflux and prescribed breath fresheners to be used per rectum. 

 [ "flaccid reflux" ]

1: What happens when a man lies down too quickly after sex, and more jism spurts out of his floppy dick.

  * e.g.,  ... Damn! I just had flaccid reflux! Now we're both gonna sleep in a wet spot! 

 [ "asshole reflux" ]

1: asshole reflux - the gag reflex that is experienced when the stomach suddenly contracts and splashes acid into the esophagus in response to the inability to choke the shit out of another, usually because the other is an asshole in superior position or rank

  * e.g.,  ... I get asshole reflux every time Babs comes to my office. 

 [ "spousal reflux" ]

1: When other people's normal everyday activities do not irritate you unless the other person performing the action is your spouse. Symptoms often include a throwuppie taste in your throat when your mate performs a minor function around you like chewing or breathing. There is no cure for Spousal Reflux except for suffocation or decapitation and these are illegal. Sufferers often dull symptoms by drinking until they can’t hear or see.

  * e.g.,  ... Watching and listening to Lloyd eat a bowl of almonds last night gave my the worst Spousal Reflux, I can still hear him crunching. 

 [ "summer reflux" ]

1: The condition of not caring, sleeping in, and having every day blend together during the summer. This condition has also been known to infect college freshman all year round.

  * e.g.,  ... MASON: Dude, I missed grad rehearsal again because I woke up at What am I going to do? 

 [ "Acid reflux" ]

1: THE WORST FEELING EVER!!! YOU ARE ALWAYS NAUSEOUS AND YOU STOMACH HURTS ALL THE TIME! AND THE HEARTBURN SUCKS!!! THE DRY MOUTH SUCKS!

  * e.g.,  ... Person 1:“ my stomach hurts and I’m nauseous” 

 [ "bieber-reflux" ]

1: while laughing at the next ridiculous Justin Bieber news piece, you experience an equal and opposite physical reaction resulting in nausea and vomiting.

  * e.g.,  ... I had a severe case of bieber-reflux when I heard about the upcoming 3-D movie about the teen star. 

 [ "Assid Reflux" ]

1: Assid reflux: A common condition and an abnormal one in which acid in the asshole rises up into the stomach. This occurs because the valve separating the contents of the asshole from the stomach does not function properly. See also: Athletes crack.

  * e.g.,  ... No man. You must be suffering from Assid Reflux.