" ranchero "

 [ "ranchero" ]

1: The El Camino's natural enemy.

  * e.g.,  ... "Look! An El Camino and a Ranchero interacting in their natural habitat!! Ohh, lets observe without disturbing them." 

 [ "Ranchero" ]

1: The origanal mullet on wheels(all serious in the front and all party in the back) but less mullety that the El Camino. First concieved in 1957 by Ford motor Co. on the fairlane body and frame. Similar to the El Camino. Lasted till 1957 to 1979 and is there is still a modern day version, the FPV(Ford Performance Vehicles)Pursuit. It's such a sick car

  * e.g.,  ... Dude check out that Ford Ranchero 

 [ "Ranchero" ]

1: A utility truck made by Ford Motor Company starting in 195 Designed to have the usefulness of a truck, and also have the comfort of a car.

  * e.g.,  ... The Ranchero can haul 10 bales of pine needles, while comfortably cruising down the road. 

 [ "Ranchero" ]

1: Little man. BIG dick.

  * e.g.,  ... I met this little ranchero last night, and he wasn't so little if you know what I mean! 

 [ "Ranchero" ]

1: a sexy way in spanish to say cowboy

  * e.g.,  ... i call up my ranchero every noche to baisez 

 [ "Cojones Rancheros" ]

1: Wrapping one's testicles in a soft corn tortilla while adding a dash of hot sauce after which thrusting it in another's mouth.

  * e.g.,  ... My girlfriend had a taste for Taco Bell last night but it was closed so I got out the tortillas and hot sauce and she ate my cojones rancheros. 

 [ "red ranchero" ]

1: After doing a girl on her period. You take the blood with your finger and give her a mustache.

  * e.g.,  ... I gave her a red ranchero after finding out she was on her period. 

 [ "nasty ranchero" ]

1: When giving a girl a cumshot, the man will fill the girl's mouth with cum and then immediately deep throat her and pull out, causing her to cough out all the cum. Makes a large mess.

  * e.g.,  ... Kate was ready to drink my milkshake, but I quickly gave her a nasty ranchero. 

 [ "emo ranchero" ]

1: A Mexican who dresses like their abuelo, but under that button up has a three days grace, linkin park, or disturbed t shirt

  * e.g.,  ... “Dawg, Jose is giving me some weird vibes?” 

 [ "Chicken Ranchero" ]

1: Chicken Ranchero is when a girl gives a guy a handjob, but she uses ranch dressing as lubricant. Then, it's optional to reuse the jizz-filled ranch as ranch dressing afterward.

  * e.g.,  ... Room mate#1: Yo i heard chad got a chicken ranchero last night!