" quiff "

 [ "quiff" ]

1: A hairstlye from the 50's revived by the rockabilly and psychobilly scene. It is not to be confused with wordqueef/word.

  * e.g.,  ... They turn around steal our riffs, 

 [ "quiff" ]

1: Taught to me by my Nova Scotia in-laws, a quiff is a Canadian cunt. NOT to be confused with quief which is a pussy fart.

  * e.g.,  ... OMG she is SUCH a fucking QUIFF!!!!!!!!! 

 [ "quiff" ]

1: A hairstyle that is a variation on the pompadour, with a flat top and a heap of fringe in front, held together with lots of gel. Elvis wore one. Usually accompanied by sideburns.

  * e.g.,  ... "I styled my hair in a quiff to look like Elvis, but I just looked ridiculous." 

 [ "quiff" ]

1: A person who sniffs a woman's bicycle seat; typically the person becomes aroused.

  * e.g.,  ... oh, he's got it bad, he just quiffed her seat! 

 [ "quiff" ]

1: a sound emiting from thepussy making a farting sound. a mixture of air and bodily fluids causes this. also known as a pussy fart.

  * e.g.,  ... did you just fart or was that a quiff babe? 

 [ "quiff" ]

1: Air admitting from the vagina mixed with bodily fluid making a farting sound..otherwise known as the pussy fart.

  * e.g.,  ... Was that a fart or did you just quiff? 

 [ "quiff" ]

1: Quiff in Brooklyn in the 1960's meant a homsexual or effeminate man.

  * e.g.,  ... That guy is quiff. I bet he's queer. 

 [ "quiff" ]

1: a girl's fart that comes from her vigina

  * e.g.,  ... her quiff reaaly stunk. 

 [ "quiff" ]

1: Morrissey's hair-do.

  * e.g.,  ... Damn Morrissey, please stop singing and fix yr quiff. 

 [ "quiff" ]

1: The spurting sound made by the female genitalia when it is extremely saturated with sex fluids.

  * e.g.,  ... Man that girls stuff quiffs.