" quantify "

 [ "quantify" ]

1: to give a numerical amount to something that cannot be numbered

  * e.g.,  ... free parking? that kicks so much ass it can't be quantified! 

 [ "Quantify" ]

1: A word spoken by cunts for cunts to make them seem more intlligent than they actually are.

  * e.g.,  ... I need you to quantify how much of a cunt I am. 

 [ "to quantify" ]

1: The process of a once influential party of people dissolving into insignificance. Usually initiated by adding a couple of monkeys to an otherwise good group of players. Symptoms of quantification: - being unable to fill a raid with guild players

  * e.g.,  ... That guild sure used to be good. But when they invited Brobo, they really started to quantify. 

 [ "to quantify" ]

2: - repeatedly uploading arah solos

 [ "to quantify" ]

3: - recording and uploading mount races

 [ "to quantify" ]

4: - commenting angrily on Reddit despite inactivity in the game

 [ "to quantify" ]

5: - becoming a benchmark justice vigilante

 [ "Aggressive-Quantifying" ]

1: When an angry person perceives repeated events occurring (real or not), and complains aggressively about it. Can be used in vague units "multiple times, many times," or in specific numerical units. Pissed-off people often use the verbal attack when they don't get what they want, (or get what they don't want). It can also be used out of desperation to try to belittle or undermine their victim's intelligence.

  * e.g.,  ... POP = Pissed-off person Scenario A: 

 [ "Quantify-a-licious" ]

1: The creamy yummy deliciousness used to quantify your self worth on a piece of paper to be hacked off on by your boss in order to get more money annually.

  * e.g.,  ... Your Boss tells you: "Your annual review is due by Monday!" You Say" "Nice, I'll shoot you my Quantify-a-licious self review as soon as i get done playing this level of Dawn of Sorcery." 

 [ "Quantifiable Miracle" ]

1: When you can identify the positive effects which are a direct result of a decision or action on your part.

  * e.g.,  ... Because I introduced Mike and Daniele to each other despite enormous odds, their daughter Elizabeth is a quantifiable miracle. 

 [ "`~`Me`~`Quantify`~`Me`~`" ]

1: `~`Me`~`Quantify`~`Me`~`

  * e.g.,  ... `~`Me`~`Quantify`~`Me`~`