" quadrupeds "

 [ "Quadruped" ]

1: The action of a biped falling over and becoming a quadruped

  * e.g.,  ... Bruh I just tripped on a banana peel and quadruped 

 [ "quadrupity" ]

1: a group of 4

  * e.g.,  ... God the father, God the son, God the mother, and God the Holy Spirit is more commonly known as the HoLy QuAdRuPiTy. 

 [ "Quadruped Position" ]

1: Aristocratic term for the sexual position that the plebeians refer to as "doggie position".

  * e.g.,  ... Thomas: "Beatrice, might we try quadruped position for our intercourse tonight?" 

 [ "Quadruped Position" ]

2: Where the woman places herself on her hands and knees, while the man positions himself behind her on his knees. Often grasping her by her hips or placing one or two arms around her waist.

  * e.g.,  ... Beatrice: "Yes Thomas, I believe the modification may be invigorating" 

 [ "What does the quadruped in my current vicinity seem to be contributing to?" ]

1: what the dog doin?

  * e.g.,  ... Idiot: what the dog doin?