" putter "

 [ "putter" ]

1: n. A loud middle-aged or elderly man usually found in pubs, betting shops, municipal golf courses, flea markets and bus rallies throughout the UK. The word 'putter' in this sense has origins in 'punter' and of course an old putter will 'putt around' - invariably getting in everone's way in the process.

  * e.g.,  ... Putters usually follow a traditional dress: Cap or trilby hat, golf attire, blazers, flasher-macs and unfashionable spectacles. They are very traditional in their views and despite their generally working class origins, they will vote Conservative. Putters love to whistle- loudly. A putter's whistle is often tuneless and full of sentimental vibrato - usually some unmusical version of a wartime number. 

 [ "putter" ]

1: A putter is what your dick is when it's only half erect (as in, "not the full wood")

  * e.g.,  ... I tried to fuck her but couldn't cos I only had a putter... 

 [ "putter" ]

1: (n.) and (v.)a rather viscous sample of fecal matter, in close resemblance to butter. Also used to "soften" the meaning of "shit"

  * e.g.,  ... "the dog left behind a perfectly formed putter in the yard next door" 

 [ "putter" ]

1: red hair step child with an obesicity problem who although he likes you, will not hesitate to blast you in the face.

  * e.g.,  ... "Jesus putter calm down dont blast me, WERE FRIENDS"  

 [ "putter" ]

1: foolish (to shove sand up a hogs a with a timithy stock)

  * e.g.,  ... why is bob allways puttering around 

 [ "putter" ]

1: weapon of choice by Hinckle

  * e.g.,  ... Mr. Hinckle will kill you with his putter in tornado mode. 

 [ "Putter" ]

1: A nickname you give chubby red haired kids when you're too drunk to think of anything better.

  * e.g.,  ... "Whoa Putter! Stop swinging at me like that!" 

 [ "putters" ]

1: What you call a kitty-cat if you dont know what its name is.

  * e.g.,  ... did you see the putters run across the road! 

 [ "Putter" ]

1: Name of a guy with an asian background.Is introverted and reserved, pretty chill and isnt bothered easily.

  * e.g.,  ... Person 1:That guy there...yh that's my Putter 

 [ "Putter" ]

2: When you get to know a Putter you'll see a totally different side of him you never imagined.Known as the quiet kid in school.Completely different person online and irl.Get teased cuz of his name

  * e.g.,  ... person 2:damnn he fineeee 

 [ "Putter" ]

3: A very caring and loving person (when he wants to).AMAZING FRIEND.

 [ "Putter" ]

4: Can be hella savage.A very good-looking human being.

 [ "Putter" ]

5: ALWAYS KEEP A PUTTER NEXT TO YOU !!

 [ "puttered" ]

1: When a female lays flat on her back I it’s her legs spread you or a friend stand by her feet with a putter and a golf ball and “happy Gilmore” it into get vagina

  * e.g.,  ... Bro I hardcore puttered that chick last night