" protuberances "

 [ "protuberance" ]

1: a creature's protruding male organs.

  * e.g.,  ... that deer must have been female, or its protuberance would have prevented it from sliding across my hood. 

 [ "Protuberance" ]

1: A protuberance is an object that protrudes from a person, animal, or object, usually long and tall in size.

  * e.g.,  ... My friend has a massive protuberance in his genital area 

 [ "mammalian protuberances" ]

1: A great descriptive phrase for boobies/norks/tits. Use if you want to sound intelligent and/or a tosser. Immortalised by Frank Zappa in his Joe's Garage album.

  * e.g.,  ... "..our big prize tonight is fifty American Dollars to the girl with the most exciting mammalian protuberances... ...as viewed through a thoroughly soaked, stupid looking white sort of male person's conservative kind of middle-of-the-road COTTON UNDERGARMENT! Whoopee! And here comes THE WATER! 

 [ "anal protuberance" ]

1: An object that juts out from one's anal cavity. For example, a dildo, vibrator, or other adult marital aid.

  * e.g.,  ... Did you hear that Keith had to go to the hospital to have a large anal protuberance removed from his gay ass? 

 [ "protuberance check" ]

1: when you get your protuberances checked by other people.

  * e.g.,  ... "Let me protuberance check you...one protuberance...two protuberance...three protuberance."