" prosecution "

 [ "prosecution" ]

1:  Another word for The Man. Gets you busted for possession of marijuana, copying DVDs, and other "crimes". Never ever in a Gogolplexian years does the prosecution do a good thing for yourself.

  * e.g.,  ...  In Heaven the prosecution is spiritually incapable of winning ever. 

 [ "prosecution" ]

2:  What you'll be on the receiving end of if you screw up.

  * e.g.,  ...  Violators subject to prosecution. 

 [ "Prosecuted" ]

1: They kick you in the crotch twelve times and if you grunt they start over.

  * e.g.,  ... The other day I was prosecuted. 

 [ "butthurt-prosecution" ]

1: The practice of prosecuting individuals out of embarrassment, well in excess of any demonstrable harm. The practice is particularly ubiquitous in Western democracies where sedition is an unpopular prosecutorial tack in order to dispense retributive punitive enforcement in response to indefensible egg-on-the-face.

  * e.g.,  ... Two cases are particularly illustrative: The US government's piling on of charges against Barrett Brown constitutes a very clear, inflamed case of butthurt-prosecution. Barrett Brown guardian.co.uk/commentisfree/2013/mar/21/barrett-brown-persecution-anonymous Although he pleaded guilty to offenses carrying ~20 years in prison, Bradley Manning must still stand trial for his life, as the DoD and DoS have a wicked bout of butthurt-prosecution. Bradley Manning bradleymanning.org/ 

 [ "Prosecuted/prostituted?" ]

1: A rare instance where a slip of the tongue can get you in deep shit

  * e.g.,  ... Your honour, can I assume to be correct in presuming that the matter arisen has been prosecuted/prostituted? 

 [ "Prosecution whore" ]

1: a narcicistic, seemingly self confident, yet self loathing {individual involved in the legal system}, who once was a {victim} and now is overeager and ready at all times to stick it to the {bad guys}.

  * e.g.,  ... She was a {prosecution whore} who could sniff out those likely to have {perpetrated a wrongdoing} like no one else, and was always eager to convict their sorry asses. 

 [ "Prosecute the parents" ]

1: Hey, if you find out the kid was bullied are you going to prosecute them too?

  * e.g.,  ... Hym "No? Just prosecute the parents and pretend your kids can't talk themselves into an early grave. Or that you can't do anything to get them killed." 

 [ "tagwall prosecution" ]

1: Passive aggressive employees who do not have enough work to do post complaints about the behavior of other employees on the tagwall (telecom employee webpage supposed to be used for outages). Such as: "I wanted to thank whoever "borrowed" my chair from my desk while I was on vacation. Most important, I'd like to thank them for also stealing my brown ACD hoodie that was attached to it. I really appreciate working with trustworthy employees." - Chair was actually in a corner with hoodie hung over it; thus never really stolen. There are also many posts about dirty dishes and such.

  * e.g.,  ... "I am sick of people posting tagwall prosecution to bitch at eachother all day!" 

 [ "Prosecutioner" ]

1: Prosector and executioner hybrid. Prosecutes and executes punishment on said crime.

  * e.g.,  ... She was the judge, jury, and prosecutioner!