" privation "

 [ "private" ]

1: The word my 2 year old uses when referring to his penis.

  * e.g.,  ... 2 year old in tub: "Mommy, my private can float on the water!" 

 [ "privates" ]

1: A respectful term for testicles or female organs.

  * e.g.,  ... Some parents tell their children to wash their privates in the bath. 

 [ "Privates" ]

1: The penis or vagina of a person's body

  * e.g.,  ... Chad : Wow don't you just love It when Kiersten wears Shorts to work! 

 [ "private" ]

1: When you have/do something which you don't want anyone to know

  * e.g.,  ... JOHNNY GET OUT OF MY ROOM I AM DOING SOMETHING PRIVATE YOU DUMB SHIT 

 [ "privateness" ]

1: When you don't know that the word privacy exists, so you just go with what sounds semi-correct.

  * e.g.,  ... Make a deep copy to ensure privateness?? 

 [ "Private" ]

1: The name you call a coworker in reciprocation of when that coworker consistently refers to you as Chief, Boss, Captain, or Hoss.

  * e.g.,  ... How's it going boss? 

 [ "privatization" ]

1: The idea that a middle man will somehow LOWER prices, a.k.a. more perpetual motion from neoliberals.

  * e.g.,  ... Privatization's all the rage in Washington right now. 

 [ "private" ]

1: A sporting good chance of not getting caught.

  * e.g.,  ... We did in private because it was so great, we might have done something illegal. 

 [ "private" ]

1: the lowest rank in the army. This man can pull more detail then anyone in the world, can spend all day pick shit up. will answer any question with an excuse. aka shitbag, ONE STRIP, high speed, airborne, asshole, jerk off.

  * e.g.,  ... SGT: hey high speed didn't i tell you pick that shit up off the side walk. 

 [ "Private" ]

1: The most deadly penguin known to man, if you see him you're fucked. Known to live in madagascar, don't go to madagascar

  * e.g.,  ... Person 1 Oh look it's private