" preparation "

 [ "preparation" ]

1: The many rituals and rites that men and women/girls and boys go through the night before they lose their virginity.

  * e.g.,  ... "I shall devote tonight soley to preparation, nothing less, nothing more." 

 [ "Be Prepared" ]

1: The best Disney villain song ever. It is sung by the best Disney villain ever from one of the most popular fucking Disney movies ever. (Scar, best lion, The Lion King.) In the new Lion King remake, Chiwetel Ejiofor will play Scar. Alongside him, Beyoncé as Nala, John Oliver as Zazu (which is fucking perfect, given how often they are compared), and other (probably) super famous people. Originally, the song was sang by either Jeremy Irons or Jim Cummings, depending on who you trust.

  * e.g.,  ... "Bitch are you fuckin' kidding me right now?! OBVIOUSLY, Scar is the best; did you even SEE him in Be Prepared?!" "Dam Jeremy Irons was iconic in Be Prepared... *sighs dreamily*" 

 [ "Preparation" ]

1: Preparation is defined as the process of getting something or someone ready for an action or a presentation. It is simply those things done before the occurrence of an event. Besides, it is usually done or made to ensure excellence and success at last. -Emeasoba George

  * e.g.,  ... Preparation is synonymous with arrangement. 

 [ "prepared" ]

1: what you call it when a man has a boner

  * e.g.,  ... i looked over, and he was prepared. 

 [ "prepare" ]

1: During Gay Sex When The Dominant Partner Uses his fingers To Pump the submissives ass to loosen him up for the penetration of the dominants cock

  * e.g.,  ... Before John was about to thrust into Grey , He remembered that Grey was a virgin and needed to be prepared. He put lube on his fingers and slowly pushed his fingers into Grey's tight ass. "Ahhh......That hurts..." Grey Whined "I know baby , but It'll feel good soon ok ? Just hold up" John assured After a few minutes Grey's whimpers turned into low moans. "More baby" Grey begged John chuckled but complied either way. His Fingers sped up and went deeper inside Grey. He added another finger to spread Grey some more. "Please Just Fuck Me babe !" Grey demanded John Didn't waste any time...... 

 [ "well prepared" ]

1: Having alcohol on your person.

  * e.g.,  ... Josh: Good luck on your final!! Marie: Thanks! Cam and I are going in well prepared. 

 [ "Prepare the Bear" ]

1: A process of aggressive genital depilatory treatment, including the sphincter and perineum. Thus temporarily transforming the entire nether-region from it's natural hairy, bear-fur like environment to one much more clean and hospitable for an anticipated sexual encounter.

  * e.g.,  ... I finally hooked up with that hottie off of Ashley Madison!! Gotta get ready and Prepare the Bear...hope she does too. 

 [ "Read and Prepare" ]

1: A tactic used by teachers in collaboration with Satan in order to keep students awake until 3 am. It is said that halfway through a read and prepare, students begin seeing John Smith in their nightmares. Pretty much the definition of masochism.

  * e.g.,  ... Guy: Do you wanna go out? 

 [ "Prepare the tatau" ]

1: Preparing the tatau is a synonym for sex. It originates from the evil ending to Far Cry 3. When the female tribal lady and you are about to have sex she then exclaims PREPARE THE TATAU! You are then immediately having sexual intercourse. In short: commencing sex.

  * e.g.,  ... I will prepare the tatau tonight. 

 [ "prepare yourself" ]

1: When you tell your opponent to prepare for you, when you fully prepared, and ready to challenge anyone and anything.

  * e.g.,  ... Person1: Prepare yourself!