" prenatal "

 [ "prenatal" ]

1: Your parents

  * e.g.,  ... If your prenatals have no children, chances are neither will you. 

 [ "prenatal" ]

2: So named because they existed before your birth

 [ "preNatal" ]

1: A time before Microsoft's Project Natal was revealed. Referred to as a simpler time by many as we didnt have to get off the damn couch to play a game.

  * e.g.,  ... Guy 1: Dude! look at this old game controller! Guy 2: Woah! It has buttons and you have to hold it! Guy 1: Yup, this right here is some ancient preNatal technology. Guy 2: Gotta love the good ol' days. 

 [ "prenatal funk" ]

1: Baby juices and or smells.

  * e.g.,  ... That apartment has some real prenatal funk. 

 [ "prenatal fuckup" ]

1: An extreme disappointment, who's foolish mistakes trace back to before they were were even born.

  * e.g.,  ... I would have never screwed your mother in the first place, if I had known what kind of prenatal fuckup you'd be. 

 [ "prenatal suicide" ]

1: an alternative term for a miscarriage.

  * e.g.,  ... "Wasn't she pregnant?" 

 [ "Prenatal vitamins" ]

1: Euphemism for birth control pills

  * e.g.,  ... Jack: Did you take your prenatal vitamins this morning, sweetheart? 

 [ "Prenatal Bitch Slap" ]

1: when one jerks off into your hand then proceeds to bitch slap a hoe.

  * e.g.,  ... you ever had a prenatal bitch slap?? Hold on let me show you *spooge* *slap* 

 [ "prenatal care" ]

1: When you have sex with a pregnant girl

  * e.g.,  ... I love dirty prenatal care to sluts an the ultrasound clinic