" portrait "

 [ "portrait" ]

1: A crafted photograph of an individual. The image must be an experience of the person telling a story and giving the viewer information about the person. Shopping mall photo stores rarely take the time to create a portrait. Those businesses make template shots of humans. They all look the same, but people are not!

  * e.g.,  ... Jim had known Melody for years. He knew everything about her. Over time he created a portrait of her in his mind that he was ready to develop. 

 [ "portrait" ]

1: a pictorial representation of a person usually showing the face

  * e.g.,  ... this is a very nice portrait of yourself 

 [ "Portrait of Markov" ]

1: A book that the girl "Yuri" reads you in the game Doki Doki Literature club, which is about said by Yuri in Act 1 "Basically, it's about this girl in high school who moves in with her long-lost sister... But as soon as she does so, her life gets really strange. She gets targeted by these people who escaped from a human experiment prison. But in Act 2 she says more and she has to say this "Basically, it's about this religious camp that was turned into a human experiment prison... And the people trapped there have this trait that turns them into killing machines that lust for blood. But the facility gets even worse, and they start selectively breeding people by cutting off their limbs and affixing them.

  * e.g.,  ... Yuri pulled the book out of her backpack called The Portrait Of Markov. 

 [ "Cellph Portrait" ]

1: A Self Portrait of a Blogger or Member of a Social Networking Site taken by pointing a cell phone camera at thier reflection in a mirror.

  * e.g.,  ... Drew didnt have any good photos of himself to upload to his blog, so he snapped a quick cellph portrait in the mirror. 

 [ "Self Portrait" ]

1: When a man masturbates into an oscillating fan and climaxes onto his own face.

  * e.g.,  ... Hey Sheila, I just gave myself a self portrait. 

 [ "funeral portrait" ]

1: when you have a good photo of yourself taken to be used specifically on your homie's RIP shirts, newspapers, etc.

  * e.g.,  ... i'm going to have my funeral portrait taken next to that big orange county sign on the freeway. 

 [ "self-portrait" ]

1: the process by which someone uses their own camera to take a photograph of themselves. often times, an arm is caught in the photo. true self-portrait photogs will be able to master the art of hiding the arm.

  * e.g.,  ... We squeezed eight people into that self-portrait! 

 [ "Portrait Prophecies" ]

1: What are you doing here? Go on itch.io and play this dude's games.

  * e.g.,  ... Person 1: Whats your favorite game creator? 

 [ "Panda Portrait" ]

1: A panda portrait is a photograph you take of yourself while on a bicycle. A bicyclist holds their camera out with one arm, and takes a picture of their own face, while on their bicycle, possibly while wearing a bicycle helmet. I think this term can also be used for videos of one's self while riding a bicycle, in motion. It may come from the idea that pavement is black, and the bike lane stripe is white. Panda's are black and white striped, just like bike lanes. Maybe the bicyclist stencil used to paint and mark bike lanes looks somewhat like a panda.

  * e.g.,  ... Check out my new photos from last week's ride. I took some great panda portraits! 

 [ "Roman Portrait" ]

1: When a guy is sleeping, and someone else (another guy) sticks his penis in the others mouth. He usually masturbates or cums. Then, he photographs his dick in the mouth and uses the photo as future disgust and embarressment toward the other.

  * e.g.,  ... At camp, Tim gave Patrick a Roman Portrait at night. He then embarressed him with it for the rest of camp.