" porch "

 [ "porch" ]

1: Used to describe a person or his/her actions as lazy, trashy, unattractive, materialistic, good-for-nothing, cheap, of lesser quality, or simply anything that the name-caller feels is below his/her own personal beliefs and values in life.

  * e.g.,  ... E.g., "that girl is so porch" could mean this girl did a number of contradictory things or lives her life in a number of ways including the following:  

 [ "porch" ]

1: The "porch" is the steel grated platform at either end of a 4( A 48 is a kind of freight train car that is known and recognizable by tramps and Graf artists)

  * e.g.,  ... "we were riding a freight train through the desert at night and we just sat on the porch and drank wine" 

 [ "Porch Porch" ]

1: Sexual activities or intercourse usually of a different sex

  * e.g.,  ... Yoo bro where you going? 

 [ "Porche" ]

1: The way dummies type Porsche, a sports car manufacturer.

  * e.g.,  ... - I think I'm going to buy a Porche 

 [ "Porch" ]

1: A porch is a construction usually external to the walls of the main building proper, but may be enclosed by latticework, broad windows, screen, or other light frame walls extending from the main structure.

  * e.g.,  ... Let's go sit out on the porch 

 [ "Porched" ]

1: To be white girl wasted, to be extremely drunk, and in your feelings.

  * e.g.,  ... Damn amber got so porched last night she doesn't remember anything 

 [ "porching" ]

1: The act of taking unwanted, outdated, or stolen merchandise to the highest floor of a house or apartment and throwing said merchandise over the balcony or out the window. This usually takes place after copious amounts of drinking or from excessive boredom. Typical items to be porched are old bicycles, Betamax VCRs, fried computer monitors, etc. On a rare occasion a stolen Honda scooter might be porched. It is preferred that a crowd be gathered at the base of the dwelling to spread the enjoyment amongst as many as possible.

  * e.g.,  ... Mikey drank a whole bottle of Cuervo the other night and decided porching his roommate's futon would be a good idea. It got pretty ugly after that. 

 [ "Porched" ]

1: If a person has acted in a appalling/unforgivable manner, the offended party will leave all their belongs on the porch of the house they are currently residing in and locked out...forever. Also could be used as an idle threat, but should not be taken lightly.

  * e.g.,  ... I cant believe she acted that way, right shes getting porched! I cant believe I got porched! Dont make me angry, you may get porched!!! 

 [ "porching" ]

1: the act of sitting on a porch and talking, possibly devising the master plan. when all else fails, go porching and soon everyone will be content.

  * e.g.,  ... "bro whats going on tonight?" 

 [ "Porch" ]

1: To chill outside and have a heart to heart with a homie

  * e.g.,  ... Josh: "Hey wanna come over and porch?"