" policeman "

 [ "policeman" ]

1: That cute local that gives you these cool looking bracelets and invites you to his house!

  * e.g.,  ... That policeman is polite! 

 [ "Policeman" ]

1: A man in blue who the community hates for trying to protect them

  * e.g.,  ... Guy 1: hey there’s a policeman Guy 2: PIG!! 

 [ "Armchair Policeman" ]

1: Noun. What a person becomes when, upon receiving word of a police incident from the internet, the news, or word of mouth, one gives advice on how the police should have "properly" handled the situation in line with police protocol, the law, etc. Usually, this occurs when the police have been accused of wrongdoing or, even more commonly, when the police have been accused of no wrongdoing yet the receiving party believes they are almost entirely at fault. Common occurrences include drug busts, traffic stops, and police shootings.

  * e.g.,  ... Theodore: I can't believe the police shot him, he only had a knife on him. Since when do you need to shoot someone with a knife? They should have used their taser or pepper spray, it's not even legal to use deadly force in a situation like that. Bill: Man, Ted, you are being quite the armchair policeman right now. Theodore: It's Theodore. Bill: Whatever, dude. 

 [ "sleeping policeman" ]

1: Another term for a speed bump.

  * e.g.,  ... "Dude, the bottom part of my bumper came off because I didn't see the sleeping policeman on the road!" 

 [ "Angry Policeman" ]

1: When you are having sex with a female and right before you jizz in her face you yell "FREEZE" then shoot anyways.

  * e.g.,  ... Alyson almost jumped out of her shoes when I angry policemanned her. 

 [ "Plastic Policeman" ]

1: A police man with less power then the actual Police, Community Police are good examples of this.

  * e.g.,  ... Guy1: WTF why did you run from the feds? 

 [ "Emerson Policeman" ]

1: noun.

  * e.g.,  ... Person 1 Says: "I was stopped by an asshole that smelled like a small oily fish. He was overweight and overpaid." 

 [ "Emerson Policeman" ]

2:  A member of the law enforcement community that is overweight, lacks fitness, and eats doughnuts. A man who is preoccupied with himself and often vain about his appearance; a dandy or Mazzeo. A lazy or shiftless person, especially one who seeks to live excessively by the support of Emerson taxpayers. An incompetent, insignificant, or obnoxious person. A person lacking in activity; not busy: a slacker, lacking in diligence or due care or concern. To exploit, swindle, or cheat the taxpayer, using a false advertising campaign, to rip off consumers.

  * e.g.,  ... Person 2 replies: "It must have been an Emerson Policeman!" 

 [ "Emerson Policeman" ]

3: Synonyms: Blue Asshole, Fuzz, Scumbag, Stupid Sandwich Makers, Flatfoot, Cop, Prick, Slacker, Loser, Bum, a small oily fish

 [ "Emerson Policeman" ]

4: Middle English slak, from Old Norse slakki.

 [ "Emerson Policeman" ]

5: Source: The American Heritage® Dictionary of the English Language, Fourth Edition

 [ "My Policeman" ]

1: A queer 50s love story staring the perfect Harry Styles. We have seen a few behind the scenes photos come out and let me tell you now, Harry looks fine af.

  * e.g.,  ... "did you see the new pics of Harry on the My Policeman set" "Yeah omg he's so cute" 

 [ "Rubber Policeman" ]

1: a rubber item used to lubricate the hole

  * e.g.,  ... Amhad Rice had to lubricate the hole with the Rubber Policeman after we made fun of him for it 

 [ "twonkface policeman" ]

1: a scottish policewoman who acts like a twonk 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 👮 ♀️

  * e.g.,  ...  you absolute twonkface policeman 

 [ "twonkface policeman" ]

2:  a song about the above, sung to the tune of *pop goes the weasel*

  * e.g.,  ...  🎵 if there’s a policeman