" plausible "

 [ "plausible" ]

1: reasonable and sensible

  * e.g.,  ... I have a plausible excuse for not liking you. And you know why. 

 [ "Plausible" ]

1: Probable or possible

  * e.g.,  ... It's possible... but is it plausible? -tyler joseph 

 [ "plausible deniability" ]

1: A condition in which a subject can safely and believeably deny knowledge of any particular truth that may exist because the subject is deliberately made unaware of said truth so as to benefit or shield the subject from any responsibility associated through the knowledge of such truth.

  * e.g.,  ... The CIA black ops division undertakes dangerous and usually what would be considered illegal missions that are not officially sanctioned by the US administration so that the administration, which usually benefits from such missions, can safely dissavow any knowledge of them in the event of their publically uncovered success or failure. The administration is in the position of plausible deniability towards the CIA's actions. 

 [ "Plausible velocity" ]

1: When actors or stunt doubles move faster than physically posible during a movie or behind the scenes.

  * e.g.,  ... Vin diesel hit a windscreen at plausible velocity during fast and furious 6. 

 [ "Plausibly Bangable" ]

1: The theory that you can fuck anything with a hole.

  * e.g.,  ... Guy 1: Bro, look at that wall! 

 [ "plausible deniability" ]

1: When it is acceptable for a party to lie about what they did because the truth would hurt too much and cause many problems.

  * e.g.,  ... Plausible deniability is a larger version of a white lie. 

 [ "Plausible Deniability" ]

1: To know that your condom broke inside but you choose not to tell your partner

  * e.g.,  ... She has so many boyfriends, that if she ever gets pregnant, all of them gets the benefit of plausible deniability 

 [ "Plausible fuckable deniability" ]

1: A reasonable pretense for having sex.

  * e.g.,  ... By inviting Mary up for coffee, Bill was offering her plausible fuckable deniability, so as not to trip up her ASD. "I have to show you this great Youtube video." "What do you mean you haven't seen Avatar? I have a bootleg copy, let's watch it at my place." "There's a beautiful lake view from my hotel room." 

 [ "Plausible Deniability Salad" ]

1:  A salad eaten at a large buffet in order so that the person eating it doesn't look like a total glutton to everyone around them.

  * e.g.,  ...  I went to the buffet last night, but I ate some plausible deniability salad before heading for the wings, tacos, and steak. 

 [ "Plausible Deniability Salad" ]

2:  Any act undertaken in order to hide one's true intentions.

  * e.g.,  ...  Right before I porked your mom, I told her how sorry I was that her fifth husband had run away with the 1976 East German Women's Sumo Wrestling Champion, but consoling her was just plausible deniability salad. All I really cared about was getting it on with her. 

 [ "Plausible" ]

1: A way of outsaying what somebody is saying when they say he/she made it sound good, or something similar. People who say plausible say it because it has more syllables, and therefore it makes them sound more intelligent from their point of view than someone who uses simple, one syllable words.

  * e.g.,  ... The guy/girl was trying to speak the language that he/she thought the most people wanted to hear by saying things like plausible, but in reality, none of them had any interest in who's language he/she was trying to speak. They already understood both what he/she was trying to say and do.