" platypus "

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1: A metaphor used for whatever is holding you back or keeping you down. - from Phineas and Ferb.

  * e.g.,  ... Corporations are a platypus 

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1: the living embodiment of God's sense of humor. It's a duck/beaver/reptile. It's a mammal but lays eggs; I can't possibly imagine what its milk must taste like. It builds dams like a beaver and males have poisonous barbs on their hind legs/webbed-feet.

  * e.g.,  ... Tina: Like whoas, I just saw a platypus lay eggs. 

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1: Probably the greatest animal on the planet; not only is it a duckbilled beaver monster--it has venom-injecting spurs on its ankle. Similar to Helen Keller on the list of God's greatest jokes.

  * e.g.,  ... Poor grandma, she should of known the noble platypus was far superior to her dentures Dude people get by dogs, no one fucks with a platypus 

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1: god's pokemon a poisonous amphibian animal resembling a duck with a beaver's body. an adjective used to describe a female's genitalia with short prickly pubic hair.

  * e.g.,  ... On the the 23rd day god became addicted to pokemon on the original nintendo gameboy and decided he would create his very own. One became known as the Platypus. The other less popular one was known as the Garfish. Hey, is that a platypus? It looks like a duck covered in pubic hair with a beaver's tail. Awesome! Gotta catch em all!! Kevin became sexually aroused by her freshly groomed, but not completely shaven platypus. He screamed, "I CHOOSE YOU SQUIRTLE!" The battle was filmed via cell phone and posted on the internet. 

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1: Someone who doesn't do much. In reference to Phineas and Ferb/Perry the Platypus- Phineas: What about Perry? What does he want to do?

  * e.g.,  ... Jenny: For a supervisor, Daniel doesn't really do much. He just sits in his office all day. Adam: I know! He's such a platypus! 

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2: (Perry chatters)

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3: Phineas: Well, he is a platypus. They don't do much.

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1: Perry the Platypus -Phineas' and Ferb's pet platypus. He lives a double life as a secret agent under the codename of Agent P. Agent P works under Major Monogram's O.W.C.A. (which uses animals as secret agents), and combats Dr. Heinz Doofenshmirtz

  * e.g.,  ... "perry the platypus what are you doing" 

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1: What happened when god had an off day.

  * e.g.,  ... Look at that stupid platypus! 

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1: A strange fail of nature. As god was creating a beaver, a duck was standing on top of the beaver and they became morphed together, thus creating the platypus. (I think.)

  * e.g.,  ... Perry the platypus. 

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1: A couple where one of the two individuals is clearly out of the other person's league.

  * e.g.,  ... That girl is WAY too hot for that guy; I'm calling it, platypus. 

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1: A waterfowl, with a variety of species, most-namely, the duck-billed.

  * e.g.,  ... Kevin Smith must have been attacked by a platypus as a small child, in addition to all the other stuff that happened. 

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2: A noble creature, that no one would ever make fun of except for Kevin Smith, like when he had nothing better to say at the beginning of Dogma.