" planked "

 [ "planked" ]

1: meaning you are completly drunk! actually off your face!:L

  * e.g.,  ... westside and SD were so planked last night. i found them in a bush...naked....doing it.... :/ OMG! massive let down :'( :L 

 [ "planked" ]

1: "Bored," phonetically similar to "board" (this relates to Plank, a piece of plywood belonging to Ed, Edd, and Eddy character Johnny 2x4)

  * e.g.,  ... "There's nothing to do around here, I'm so planked." 

 [ "planked" ]

1: Ugly. Specifically having an ugly face, usually with a serviceable body. From "hit in the face with a plank."

  * e.g.,  ... I can't believe I went home with Mia last night. I am really ashamed because the bitch is planked. 

 [ "Planked" ]

1: Planked - Hit with the ugly stick

  * e.g.,  ... "That galdem Trisha is peng... but her mate Stella is PLANKED" 

 [ "planking" ]

1: Proof that humanity has sunk to its lowest point in history thus far. It is the act of lying completely flat across pretty much anything in an urban setting. A friend will take pictures of the act and, of course, post them on Facebook or Twitter. Much favored by hipsters, douchebags, and the like. This trend is currently sweeping the internet, reason: unknown. Proof that literally ANYTHING can catch on if enough idiots think it is "cool".

  * e.g.,  ... Hipster 1: "Hey guy, I just took some awesome planking photos at the Starbucks downtown!" Hipster 2: "DUDE! I was planking on some benches at the quad yesterday!" Normal person: "You guys are fucking stupid." 

 [ "planking" ]

1: When a man has really bad morning wood but he also has to pee so he lays on top of the toilet to pee

  * e.g.,  ... I broke my nose because I fell off the toilet while planking this morning 

 [ "Plank" ]

1: MMORPG Old School Runescape slang word for the one who performs poorly when being attacked by multiple players at once

  * e.g.,  ... Player 1: "King Quints was such a plank!" 

 [ "Planking" ]

1: The incorrect name for Extreme Lying Down.

  * e.g.,  ... Person 1: Have you heard of this new craze called Planking? Person 2: You fool, it's called Extreme Lying Down, and it's been around for years! 

 [ "Plank" ]

1: British 'slang' term for an individual whose mental capacity is similar in aptitude to a piece of wood.

  * e.g.,  ... Bill: 'So, do these guys know what they're talking about?' Ben: 'No, they're a bunch of fuckin' planks' 

 [ "planking" ]

1: The art of planking is to lay horizontally across any object or the ground with their arms by their sides, aiming to occur in daring situations or a brotherly display of core-strength..

  * e.g.,  ... Look at that mad-man planking that parking meter!