" flump "

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1: Flump..possibly the nicest soft sweet ever.Usually pink and or white they are a close cousin of the marshmallow. Flumps helped shape entire generations and provided nourishment for the masses at all pre-teen birthday parties.

  * e.g.,  ... Hey johnny gimme one of those flumps or i'll smash your face in good 'n' proper! 

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1: To relax, lie down, chill out. To be at one with the TV. To be close to the duvet. Ususally carried out alone, or with one's very closest friends/lovers. To flump is to say goodnight to the rest of the world, close the curtains and switch off the mind to all the stresses and watch rubbish TV or listen to cheesey music.

  * e.g.,  ... At the end of a long day, I decided to stay at home and flump.  

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1: The sound/motion a semi erect penis makes when released from jeans

  * e.g.,  ... I popped my slippers on, unbuttoned my jeans and then came the flump 

 [ "flump" ]

1: the sound that a turd makes as it is forcefully dislodged from the ass by a powerful fart

  * e.g.,  ... The explosive pressure in my gut was instantly released following the flump of a turd. 

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1: To spread yourself out and not bother to move again at a sleepover on the floor with desired bedding. Flumping is best performed in a sleeping bag against another body in a sleeping bag and a second body flumping on a sofa with a quilt.

  * e.g.,  ... Boz flumped against Roz and Sauron. 

 [ "flump" ]

1: An overweight woman who is addicted to sex.

  * e.g.,  ... That flump crushed me last night! 

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1: To flump: to hit softly without intention of hurting/damaging the subject. Usually done in playful annoyance/revenge, or through lack of anything else to do.

  * e.g.,  ... John flumped Jo with a pillow. 

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1: To masterbate whilst taking a poo.

  * e.g.,  ... damn that was good flump, im going back for round two after dinner. 

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1: To faint, particularly in a teeny-booper little girl fashion.

  * e.g.,  ... OMG The Backstreet Boys are here! ::flump:: 

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1: An excessive fold of fat above the knees.

  * e.g.,  ... The flumps on that woman are bigger than her cankles.