" pious "

 [ "pious" ]

1: The bible describes pious as being a very devout and learned fellow. I believe it is just being full of pie, or some sort of soft nougatty substance.

  * e.g.,  ... That dude over at Baker's Square is very pious. 

 [ "pious" ]

1: Religious to the extreme.

  * e.g.,  ... That women if very pious. 

 [ "pious" ]

2: A person who doesnt do things against thier religion

 [ "pious" ]

1: Living in a way which shows one's belief in a religion.

  * e.g.,  ... I behaved in a pious fashion when the existence of God was disproved. 

 [ "pious" ]

1: Excessively devoted esp. to a specific cause, commonly the church.

  * e.g.,  ... The priest was so pious he wouldn't stop raping the 8-year-old for anything. 

 [ "pious" ]

2: Roughly equivalent to devout or zealous.

 [ "pious" ]

1: An adjective used to define a man or woman who enjoys hair pie.

  * e.g.,  ... You could tell Cletus was a pious man the way he ate Charleen's box! 

 [ "Pious" ]

1: Used to describe a very devout and calm individual, one who does not sin and obeys the word of their god.

  * e.g.,  ... I'm the pious guy the little amlettes wanna be like, on my knees day and night, scorin' points for the afterlife. - Weird Al - Amish Paradise 

 [ "Pious" ]

1: A person who is overtly focused on appearing virtuous and pure, sometimes in a smug or hypocritical way.

  * e.g.,  ... John was being pious when he scolded Mary for not following his strict ideology. 

 [ "Piou" ]

1: Piou: An onomatopoeia used to imitate a foghorn or laser sound, which are commonly found in Jamaican dancehall music. Used to display excitement or affection. Always recited in sequences of, though not limited to,

  * e.g.,  ... I've been drinking Irish coffee's in my office all day. Who's down for "Happy Hour"? Pioouu!! piou! Piou! Piiooouuuu!!!! 

 [ "Pious Paradox" ]

1: The level where religious people thinks they are too good and feel like they are above other people to the point where their religiousness backfires in intellect and empathy. In simple terms, FOR SOME PEOPLE, the more you become religious, the less intelligent and empathetic you become. This paradox is prevalent, especially in Abrahamic religions.

  * e.g.,  ... Jamal: You have depression? You must be non-religious and have weak iman. Here, Jamal illustrates a pious paradox, where he thinks he has never experienced depression because of his "higher level" of faith. 

 [ "Toyota Pious" ]

1:  That dickhead who is constantly compelled to pontificate that they are a superior human being, simply because they drive a Toyota Prius. Toyota Motor Company's facade that they strive to save the world, but, in actuality, they plan to conquer it.

  * e.g.,  ... Guy "Pardon me, but I must tell you that your Camero's carbon foot-print is horrible, about 10 times that of my"....( clears his throat, strikes a superior pose, looks down his nose at you )..... "Toyota Prius. You are totally destroying the planet" Guy "Thanks for the info, Mr. Toyota Pious. How about I stick my carbon footprint up your ass?"