" piddly "

 [ "piddly" ]

1: Useless, inconsequential, or weak.

  * e.g.,  ... "Pfft, I doubt he can hurt me with that piddly little butter knife of his." 

 [ "Piddly-ass" ]

1: Something that is shitty, small, unimportant, lame, or dull

  * e.g.,  ... I hate government websites, they make them as least productive as possible so you can waste a whole day on a piddly-ass task. I'm stuck in this piddly-ass town. 

 [ "Piddly Winks" ]

1: Piddly Winks is a game where a button is dropped into a urinal and a competitor pees making the button go round in a circle. The winner is the person who gets the most rotations of the button.

  * e.g.,  ... Jim: "I had a game of Piddly Winks but only managed to get a score of 4!" Bob: "That's nothing! My high score is 31!" 

 [ "piddly dink" ]

1: When you peel part of a banana down, and remove the fruit part of the banana. After removing said fruit part you take a dump in the vacant space of the peel, then sealing the peel making it look like it hasn't been touched. Now whoever should open this banana should say the word without even knowing it.

  * e.g.,  ... Kenny: Want a banana? 

 [ "piddly round" ]

1: Another name for the British delicacy commonly referred to as a crumpet

  * e.g.,  ... "Morning, m'lady! Would you like some piddly rounds with your breakfast tea?" 

 [ "piddly shit" ]

1: something stupid, not a big deal

  * e.g.,  ... she made a big deal that it was raining out so I said piddly shit its just drizzling out!! 

 [ "Piddly Snakes" ]

1: Very skinny, long pieces of poo.

  * e.g.,  ... "Oh man, i shat some serious piddly snakes this morning. They slithered right out of my bum! 

 [ "piddly gooker" ]

1: that feeling when you just don't

  * e.g.,  ... jeff: piddly gooker 

 [ "piddly binks" ]

1: A long, thin, uncircumcised penis.

  * e.g.,  ... Wow, his piddly binks looks like a sideways ruler! 

 [ "Piddly Poo" ]

1: When you make a laughing gas (nitros oxide) balloon for someone and the resulting balloon is below average in size.

  * e.g.,  ... Shit i just paid three quid for one balloon and it turned out to be a piddly poo