" physics "

 [ "physics" ]

1: The most important thing in the world.

  * e.g.,  ... Without physics, you would not be reading urban dictionary online. 

 [ "physics" ]

2: To anyone who claims that physics is ugly, irrelevent, or that the world would be better off without it, who do you think invented the silicon chip? An arts student?

 [ "physics" ]

1: It makes us all its bitches

  * e.g.,  ... Without physics humans could fly, but, alas, we are all its bitches 

 [ "physics" ]

1: 'da greatest of 'da sciences, 'yo! dis here discipline lets you look up mother nature's skirt and damn, if it aint all crazy up in there. 'ya feel me bra?

  * e.g.,  ... guuurl! you do physics? damn, now aint that sexy! 

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2: and all you haters gonna tell me that physics is boring, physics sucks...well it just aint so. don't judge physics by your high school physics class where your teacher was probably some old white guy who mumbled at the board. open up your eyes and look around you -- physics gives you the tools to examine the world and understand how things work. we might as well apply that to social structures & change things for the better. physics=power, 'yo. study it.

 [ "physics" ]

1: The effort to formulate phenomena mathematically in the hope of extending one's range of mastery over them.

  * e.g.,  ... He's studying physics. 

 [ "physics" ]

1: the illest form of high thought, that should only be left to those with the skills to understand, and all the rest can suck our hairy unshaven balls

  * e.g.,  ... - yo guy, i cant unnerstann that shit. 

 [ "physics" ]

1: The study of everything 'nuf said

  * e.g.,  ... I wanted to be able to understand the entirety of the universe so i did an undergraduate degree in physics 

 [ "physics" ]

1:  The most common/easiest way to drop your GPA in high school If you happen to be a scientific prodigy, then its that magic nap time every other day...

  * e.g.,  ...  Dude, i woulda had a 0 if it wasn't for that damn physics test. When the hell am i ever gonna need to know about the quantum electrodynamic theory!?!?!?!?!?!??! 

 [ "physics" ]

1: Block of science that determines whether shit will hit the fan or not.

  * e.g.,  ... Bob: Damn, shit hit the fan! 

 [ "physics" ]

1: Abstract concept that does not really exist. Fiction.

  * e.g.,  ... I'm flying 'cause there's no physics bro 

 [ "physics" ]

1: A form of science for nerds, although a different kind of nerd then those that enjoy Dungeons & Dragons. Considered the peak of science by those who engage in it, considered total trash by those who don't. Physics majors and engineers are permanently at war over units.

  * e.g.,  ... Who's that nerdy mormon reading that book?