" phones "

 [ "phone" ]

1: A piece of glass stuck to plastic that takes up time and dies everyday but comes back to life after being plugged into an outlet.

  * e.g.,  ... This fucking phone is coming back to life!!! 

 [ "phone it in" ]

1: Perform an act in a perfunctory, uncommitted fashion, as if it didn't matter.

  * e.g.,  ... She sang the National Anthem, but she was just phoning it in as far as I could tell. 

 [ "phoned it in" ]

1: Being generally lazy with a task. Doing it half-assed instead of with your full ass.

  * e.g.,  ... Guy 1: Did you watch the last season of the O.C.? 

 [ "Phoned it in" ]

1: (verb) to have completed an action, especially giving a performance, while showing a minimum of effort.

  * e.g.,  ... "Her song and dance routine at the music awards was horrible! She looked out of shape, she forgot half the words... she basically just phoned it in." 

 [ "Phoned it in" ]

2: Generally used to refer to performances that border on unprofessional. The intended audience would have been similarly disappointed if the person had delivered the performance by speakerphone, in order to spend more time on leisurely pursuits.

 [ "Phone" ]

1: A device that was originally created for contacting someone over long distances without much effort.

  * e.g.,  ... I got this new phone and could not figure out how to make a call on it. I could, however, summon a giant robot and arm a nuke fairly easily. 

 [ "Phone" ]

2: Today, there are many variations of the phone but most of them do every stupid thing that you don't need it to do. Because of this, the corporations jack the price up to inhumane levels.

 [ "Phone" ]

3: It's still possible to get a normal phone which does what it was originally intended to do but if you have one your friends will make fun of you.

 [ "phone" ]

1: that annoying thing that wakes u up in the middle of the night just because ur idiot friend broke up with her loser boyfriend.

  * e.g.,  ... i hate my phone i hate my phone i hate my phone! 

 [ "phoned it in" ]

1: to put in a half assed effort at something, but complete it. Often pertaining to work which is complete and pretending to have worked a long time on, when in fact little to no effort was put into it. Derived from deciding to not physically attend a meeting in, but rather to be present by phone only.

  * e.g.,  ... Even though he had a huge project due Friday, he went to a party and got hammered Thursday night. He totally phoned it in. 

 [ "phone in" ]

1: When a person's heart and concentration are not really in the present moment or activity. They are detached and distant.

  * e.g.,  ... As Jane kept glancing at the clock on restaurant's wall and looking at the front door, Seth wondered what was causing her to phone in to their date. 

 [ "phone" ]

1: a device used to call somebody.

  * e.g.,  ... I am going to use my phone. 

 [ "phone" ]

2: why isn't this definition here yet?

 [ "phone" ]

1: Phone; noun

  * e.g.,  ...  person 1<hey, it's me, just calling to say hi...i love phones! 

 [ "phone" ]

2: 1) the best invention of all time

  * e.g.,  ... person 2> i know they rock.  

 [ "phone" ]

3: 2) by far the WORST invention of all time

  * e.g.,  ...  person 1<hey, it's me. i know it's four in the morning and you only went to be 2 hours ago because you were writing a paper and you have an exam at 8:30 tomorrow morning, BUT, i'm SURE you wanna hear from me!!